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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland View Post
    you have to fucking smell it though, you just have to!
    To be fair, there's a lot of acreage between her ass and her nose.

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    seriously gross

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    LMAO

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    ^never be the first one to fall asleep or you get the sharpie treatment!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    To be fair, there's a lot of acreage between her ass and her nose.
    i guess! i was just thinking you had to smell it b/c i can smell when my 1 year old cat hasn't cleaned her ass all the way and i have to get out some tissue and do it myself and she's a few feet from me so wtf!

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    Tbis is NORMAL for this blog!!!

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    Just looking at the weight distribution, how does she not fall forward?

    "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

    -- Stephen Hawking

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    Upside down candy apple on a stick?
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    I saw this at a bar today LOL, poor guy looked like he had sharted and didn't know.. we got a good laugh
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    Yeah, I've seen it before on elderly people. Them I feel bad for.
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    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    My brother would kill me for telling this but... apparently after a heavy night of drinking, 3 of my brothers ventured out to Lowes... while there, one of them got a weird look on his face and the other two noticed and said "what??" and the other one made them check while he bent over to see if he had sharted... and he had! I'm pretty sure they still finished up at Lowes but .. the other two made sure to keep behind him and to bend over and get anything that needed to be picked up or lifted.
    Kill him.
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    I think I've told this story in here but I'm not sure. I used to work as an assistant manager at a video store in college and one night we had this REALLY nervous looking guy come in with a girl who appeared waaay out of his league. Very poised, fashionable and beautiful.

    Anyway, they kind of listed about at first, wandering here and there but they're drawing a little attention (from us, at least, because this is like Steve Buscemi walking into your store with Monica Belluci. Sure Steve can be cute in his own way but, um, Wowshe'samazing) and something is just NOT RIGHT in his department. He looks nervous, fidgety and not even in a heroin-addict kind of way. More like, "The mob is after me, omg omg"

    About five minutes after they arrived, he B-lines for the checkout and asks very aggressively to use our bathroom. We have one of those you have to let the person in and out of, so my boss takes him over to the bathroom and lets him in while his date pretends not to notice he's doing the 'Ima gonna crap myself dance'.

    A few minutes later this guy storms out of the bathroom, grabs the girl's hand and they leave (Miss Belluci look-alike trying her best to look suave and in control as her date drags her out of a video store like its on fire)

    My boss ventures cautiously into the bathroom to find, you guessed it, poopy drawers SITTING ON TOP of the garbage can. Not in it, like any sane person would do if they were trying to hide a drive-by sharting, but right on top of the lid(??)

    Half of me wants to know the rest of what went on that night, the other half most definitely does not.
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    ew. the least he could have done was rinse them in the toilet and then put them IN the trash can...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    Now, I could easily imagine a relative or two of mine and Shedevil's pulling some outfits like this out... It NEVER failed, if we went swimming or ANYTHING, the woman would not, could not, did NOT wear a bra. Her shit was always hanging out. Overweight, wearing her some daisy dukes and some flimsy top with no bra and huge tits! The woman raised 3 daughters... 2 of them are pretty much just like her. They don't seem to realize that they ain't all that. It was awful. And that woman's (the aunt - she was married to our Uncle) sisters... they all dressed just like her. I guess their mom had raised them that way... it was nastay!
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    So fucking repulsive. I'd have to sit my Mama down and have us a fucking talk if Debra was pulling that shit!
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    shit I hear ya, Ma won't even wear tanks anymore cause she has arm flab lmao
    I told ma about our little convo in this thread the other day, so yesterday I go by to visit and she tells me she went up to S's to swim(in shorts and a tank cause she won't wear a bathing suit) and M came out and said where's your bathing suit? Ma said she instantly thought about us and thanks for making her damn near piss her self trying not to laugh. Yes M was in a bathing suit and Ma said it is still disgusting lmao
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    Well, hell they had to know we noticed. We were kids, not BLIND!
    Kill him.
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    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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