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    I saw a Walcreature the other day. Standard 400 pound woman with upper arms like two hams each large enough to feed the Duggar family. She was wearing sandals with two broad straps. One strap was down toward the toes and the other was higher up on the instep. Between the two straps a large bubble of flesh was being squeezed upward. I'd never seen anyone with feet that fleshy before. It was both revolting and mesmerizing. It can't have been comfortable either.

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    ^ i mean i could write a whole 5 subject college-ruled notebook of questions i have for these people just regarding their choice in attire! wtf?! WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK?! where and when is it ok to wear any of that shizznit?! FOR REAL

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    Walcreature..lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    Every single one of these individuals requires psychiatric hospitalization.
    i just laughed out loud at my desk

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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    Does she have a double gunt??
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    I really need to get my digital camera out and working and take it with me to the local WalMarts-there are three within ten miles of me.

    I go to one of them several times a week-I pass it coming and going from work so it is easy to stop by it-and I see at least one person who would fit in this category nearly everytime.

    The ones on the southwest and south sides of Columbus would be perfect for spotting people like this.

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    i was in Walmart today and was sorely disappointed that there were NO FREAKS worth photographing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    Not only is she a Georgia Bulldog fan, she also looks like one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipity View Post
    Does she have a double gunt??
    She's got what I call "caterpillar segments"
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    However, she is not going to transform into a beautiful butterfly.

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    I really need to come to America, I swear I've never seen anything even close to any of this in my entire life. Once I saw a girl wearing black sheer tights as pants walking down a main street in the city, that's about as crazy/gross as I've ever seen. I feel like I'm missing out!! Head to Walmart and get snapping, guys!

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    More "walcreatures" haha






    Hey PoWM, all you do is make fun of fat people! Really? ‘Cause she is skinny as f*** and that makes me want to throw up too! Soooo now you can call us dicks for making fun of everyone….you’re welcome.


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    OMG that skeleton lady. Holy crap! And her cart appears empty!

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    Love how the lady testing the scales took off her flipflops. Because two little slabs of foam would really have thrown off the numbers.

    "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    OMG that skeleton lady. Holy crap! And her cart appears empty!
    She's just using it for support...


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