Best blog EVAR! People of WalMart

**Lobelia** · December 19th, 2009, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by Honey

This is one of the most horrible, heinous things I've ever seen in my life.

**WhoAmI** · December 19th, 2009, 10:08 PM

Is that her butt you can see or am I hallucinating?

**twitchy2.0** · December 19th, 2009, 10:32 PM

Her butt has no discernible cheeks just random lumps that flow into the thighs.

**Lobelia** · December 19th, 2009, 10:35 PM

But...it's like she has a big flabby vulva in the back.

I can't believe I just used the word 'vulva' in a sentence.

**twitchy2.0** · December 19th, 2009, 10:43 PM

I'll fetch you the smelling salts.

**Lobelia** · December 19th, 2009, 11:36 PM

Wow, I swear I just got a wave of nausea because I was associating the smelling salts smelling like big flabby vulva.

I like the word vulva, though. I think I'm going to start using it.

**McJag** · December 19th, 2009, 11:45 PM

Originally Posted by Lobelia

Wow, I swear I just got a wave of nausea because I was associating the smelling salts smelling like big flabby vulva.

I like the word vulva, though. I think I'm going to start using it.

Practice on Elvis. See if he even knows the word. Ask him how his is doing. Bet he'd say "I drive a Ford".

**Lobelia** · December 19th, 2009, 11:50 PM

Elvis won't speak to me. In fact, if he's not delivering frozen pizzas, he keeps his back to me. I caught him whispering about me, too - no lie. Maybe if I offered to show him my vulva, he would overlook my evil non-churchgoing ways. He truly looks like somebody who would look right on the people of walmart site. He has big sideburns, too.

**McJag** · December 20th, 2009, 12:07 AM

Try this: say "I have been washed in the blood of the lamb" and watch his face radiate. It works,when you say that to religious fanatics. I tried it once and was most pleased!

**Lobelia** · December 20th, 2009, 12:16 AM

Oh dear, I think you're right, I think that kind of thing makes his kind euphoric!

**Sm0kah0ntas** · December 20th, 2009, 12:56 AM

Why did I click this thread

well here's a Walmart pic I'm sure you all will enjoy...

feeling better?

**stef** · December 21st, 2009, 05:01 PM

**C_is_for_Cookie** · December 21st, 2009, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by Sm0kah0ntas

Why did I click this thread

well here's a Walmart pic I'm sure you all will enjoy...

feeling better?

They sell those things at Wallyworld. I think they are all ugly.

**Sojiita** · December 22nd, 2009, 08:09 PM

I don't really mind the 'ugliness' of Wal-Mart. As long as nobody is fighting or stealing or going off on someone and is minding their own business, then they are ok, even maybe good for a snicker or two.

And hey, I have run down to the Walmart to get something while in the middle of working in the yard(which means going totally sweaty/filth/dirt/mud covered and in clothes sweaty and all stretched out from working in them being wet and sweaty. I have also gone when on the way home half dead from working 18 hours straight and looking like hell unshaven and hair uncombed and with sunken blackened eyes.

I do try to keep what I am wearing actually on and in place on my body though..

That is the thing about Wal-Mart...you can go anyway you want and pretty much nobody gives a shit cause that is the 'Wal-Mart way". I will also go that way to K-Mart or through a drive through, but that is about it.

Much worse to me are the rude or practically criminal customers, like the one time when it was busy and there was a shortage of carts, and I looked away from mine for a minute and someone dumped my stuff out and stole my cart. Fuckers.

I *heart* the granny looking at panties.

I am going to hit the local Wal-Mart after work tomorrow morning(gotta get that fruitcake) and see what the worst looking thing is while I am there-will report.