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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post
    This is one of the most horrible, heinous things I've ever seen in my life.
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
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    Is that her butt you can see or am I hallucinating?

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    Her butt has no discernible cheeks just random lumps that flow into the thighs.
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    But...it's like she has a big flabby vulva in the back.



    I can't believe I just used the word 'vulva' in a sentence.
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
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    I'll fetch you the smelling salts.
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    Wow, I swear I just got a wave of nausea because I was associating the smelling salts smelling like big flabby vulva.

    I like the word vulva, though. I think I'm going to start using it.
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    Wow, I swear I just got a wave of nausea because I was associating the smelling salts smelling like big flabby vulva.

    I like the word vulva, though. I think I'm going to start using it.
    Practice on Elvis. See if he even knows the word. Ask him how his is doing. Bet he'd say "I drive a Ford".
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    Elvis won't speak to me. In fact, if he's not delivering frozen pizzas, he keeps his back to me. I caught him whispering about me, too - no lie. Maybe if I offered to show him my vulva, he would overlook my evil non-churchgoing ways. He truly looks like somebody who would look right on the people of walmart site. He has big sideburns, too.
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
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    Try this: say "I have been washed in the blood of the lamb" and watch his face radiate. It works,when you say that to religious fanatics. I tried it once and was most pleased!
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    Oh dear, I think you're right, I think that kind of thing makes his kind euphoric!
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
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    Why did I click this thread

    well here's a Walmart pic I'm sure you all will enjoy...



    feeling better?
    & not a single fuck was given...

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    "This is not meant to be at all offensive: You suffer from diarrhea of the mouth but constipation of the brain." - McJag

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sm0kah0ntas View Post
    Why did I click this thread

    well here's a Walmart pic I'm sure you all will enjoy...



    feeling better?
    They sell those things at Wallyworld. I think they are all ugly.

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    I don't really mind the 'ugliness' of Wal-Mart. As long as nobody is fighting or stealing or going off on someone and is minding their own business, then they are ok, even maybe good for a snicker or two.

    And hey, I have run down to the Walmart to get something while in the middle of working in the yard(which means going totally sweaty/filth/dirt/mud covered and in clothes sweaty and all stretched out from working in them being wet and sweaty. I have also gone when on the way home half dead from working 18 hours straight and looking like hell unshaven and hair uncombed and with sunken blackened eyes.

    I do try to keep what I am wearing actually on and in place on my body though..

    That is the thing about Wal-Mart...you can go anyway you want and pretty much nobody gives a shit cause that is the 'Wal-Mart way". I will also go that way to K-Mart or through a drive through, but that is about it.

    Much worse to me are the rude or practically criminal customers, like the one time when it was busy and there was a shortage of carts, and I looked away from mine for a minute and someone dumped my stuff out and stole my cart. Fuckers.

    I *heart* the granny looking at panties.

    I am going to hit the local Wal-Mart after work tomorrow morning(gotta get that fruitcake) and see what the worst looking thing is while I am there-will report.
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    This is one of the most horrible, heinous things I've ever seen in my life.
    Quote of the day!!
    wait, did i miss something? who broke your wang?
    Keneesha when she banged it up a mango tree until I fainted.

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