That bingo hall wedding is the stuff my nightmares are made of
That bingo hall wedding is the stuff my nightmares are made of
This is the stuff of nightmares! Jesus, it's repulsive. Look at that man's hands! They look FILTHY! Look at her FEET?! Where are her shoes!!!? You wouldv'e thought they could've taken a good look at their first offspring (Pugsly, for cripe's sake) and not risk a second one!
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
Poor little fat kid. He's probably younger than he looks.
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Pugsly was cuter than that!
Honey, put your big stomach away, it is not a cute bump.
Is it even a baby bump or is it just a fupa? Looks too saggy to be a baby bump but I don't really know since I've never been preggers. Also, I find his hideous crocs to be equally disturbing as her fat bare feet.
bahahahaha love the wedding one!
'dafuq you want?'
having a baby will do that to you...
I love the generations of accountants one!
"Helicopters hovered over her mansion and a band of Chihuahuas was seen on her patio barking at all the action. "
"Welcome to the board, Asshole!" Twitchy 2.0
Waterslide (A day one fan of Air Quotes)
"That fucker is marrying my mom and I WON'T smile about it."
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“Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love."
this whore wore white? bitch, please...
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
wtf ew
(caption under this is 'before there was the gap' lol)
(caption: In honor of the new show Small Town Security (premiering Sunday, July 15th at 11/10c on AMC) we celebrate the office, our home away from home, and all of those warm, tender, and joyful moments we share with our co-workers.) hahahaha
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