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    I am too busy weeping for the men who purchased Judy here to be outraged or disgusted. (OK, I'm a little disgusted.) Something tells me Judy is a pale imitation of this model, in spite of her "life-like details." There are so many dissonant parts of this ad's chipper and upbeat message. "The most amazing, realistic and life-like companion you'll ever own!" "Just fill her with air and her body responds to your every touch." I love how one of Judy's attributes is that she's "accommodating." Talk about an understatement! When I look at Judy, I can't help but see, not this hottie with the taped on apron (which would totally come in handy for those frying-bacon-in-the-nude days I have occasionally), but rather Dennis Hopper's love doll in the creepfest River's Edge.



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    In the 2nd pic, it mentions, "Over 100,000 persons now own one of these adorable companions."

    How sad and pathetic is that?
    Rock the fuck on!

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    So does it talk to you and keep you from being miserably lonely?
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    Free 10 Day Home Trial? I'm trying not to think about the state of the ones that were returned...

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    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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    "That's how she earned the title LOVE MAID. And in and out of her apron, she was born to serve."

    "And naturally, anything you suggest is just fine with Judy. After all, you're her master- literally!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    Free 10 Day Home Trial? I'm trying not to think about the state of the ones that were returned...
    Do you think they sell them used?
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    Paging Cynic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
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    Sick.

    My friend and I were sent into her garage to look for some shit and we found his blow up doll. It was her weirdo uncle's, he had been staying with them. We were like, "WTF!! Let's get the fuck out of here!!"

    It wasn't a gag gift, we found out he actually did "use" it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    Do you think they sell them used?
    Yep they just repackage them and call them Britney.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    Paging Cynic.
    so that's why he's been missing...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Something tells me the actual doll doesn't look as realistic as that photo. That looks like a real person.

    Besides that, isn't her mouth supposed to be um... slightly open, in order to perform her duties?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadDwarf View Post
    Sick.

    My friend and I were sent into her garage to look for some shit and we found his blow up doll. It was her weirdo uncle's, he had been staying with them. We were like, "WTF!! Let's get the fuck out of here!!"

    It wasn't a gag gift, we found out he actually did "use" it.
    You poor thing. That would scar me for life.

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