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    Default The trials and triumphs of Marijuana Pepsi Jackson

    Remember that Johnny Cash hit A Boy Named Sue about a guy who decided his father did him a favor by giving him a name that toughened him up for life?
    What about naming your daughter Marijuana Pepsi?
    Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel columnist Jim Stingl offers the tale of a Beloit, Wis., girl whose mother saddled her with that eyebrow-raiser. First day of school was always a trauma when the attendance rolls were called.
    So how did Marijuana turn out?
    Here's Stingl's description:
    This tall, striking, self-assured, motorcycle-riding woman is a schoolteacher with a master's degree in higher education administration. Soon, she'll start work on her doctorate.

    All of her achievement came despite that smoky, carbonated name. And partly because of it. No one named Marijuana Pepsi gets lost in the crowd.
    "Everybody I meet says this: You're nothing like I thought you'd be," she (told Stingl).
    Read his column here to find out how one police officer reacted when he pulled her over for running a yellow light.

    The trials and triumphs of Marijuana Pepsi Jackson - On Deadline - USATODAY.com

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    I'd fucking change my name at age 18.
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    I know, it would piss me off to have worked so hard for all those degrees and have people not take me seriously because of my name.

    Then again maybe her name pushed her to prove everyone's preconceptions wrong. Like A Boy Named Sue.

    Still...I guess everyone calls her Mary?

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    I'd be pissed that her mother gave her other sisters normal names and decided to experiment on her. I'm sorry, but that name sucks and I would've changed it in a heartbeat.

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    I would certainly go by "Mari" is that was my name.

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    So her name is 'Mary wanna Pepsi'? Hmmm...I guess I prefer Coke. Of course Marijuana Coke is an even WORSE name!
    I'm not quite drunk enough to really care, but is this her violation of her violation of her violation of her violation of probation or her violation of her violation of her violation of her probation????? ~MontanaMama on LL's latest arrest.

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    She's pretty.

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    She could go by Mary Jane!!!

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