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    Default Valentine's Day gifts: tips from the 99 cent store


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    I'd love to receive gass relief pills as a valentine's day gift.

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    If a man EVER buys me a stuffed bear I will set it on fire right in front of him.

    Seriously, why would a grown ass woman want a stuffed animal?

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    Stay awake pills? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    If the sex is that bad, you probably shouldn't even be dating!

    Those undies. I bet they are quality!

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    Why are condoms on both lists?

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    What about the plastic champagne flutes? Perfect for Boone's Farm or Mad Dog 20/20.

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    But the condoms are sold alongside "Man of Iron" pills on the good choice side.

    How about that shitty Jordache toilet water?
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    i bet all of this stuff gives you a severe skin rash
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    Stay awake pills? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    If the sex is that bad, you probably shouldn't even be dating!

    Those undies. I bet they are quality!
    I'm surprised they don't have fruit roll up edible undies on the list!

    "Bay-bee guess whut? I'm gonna stay up allllll night using this whipped cream and fuzzy cuffs on yer Jordache smellin' thonged ass in a bed full of stuffed animals while secksay background music plays on the (covered for jizz protection) ipod!"

    (did I forget anything?)
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    ^^No, but you might want to consider douching first

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    As long as romeo takes his gas relief pills, uses his breath spray and removes his excess nut hairs.

    He might as well sweep and mop the floor too.
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    You could make one helluva Valentine's Day Gift Basket. Stinky foot cream, douche, condoms, pregnancy test, thongs, gas pills, whipped cream, a delicious chocolate rose, and a broom. Perfect Valentine's Day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    If a man EVER buys me a stuffed bear I will set it on fire right in front of him.

    Seriously, why would a grown ass woman want a stuffed animal?
    I got one once in a stupid basket like an easter basket. It was the same gift he bought his 2 year old grandson. WTF? He was stupid enough to tell me.

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