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    TOP 5 ABSURD WARNING LABELS
    (as made up by readers of The Washington Post)

    On an infant's bathtub: "Do not throw baby out with bath water."

    On a package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges: "Not meant as a substitute for human companionship"

    On a Magic 8 Ball: "Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test."

    On a roll of Life Savers: "Not for use as a flotation device."

    On a cup of McDonald's coffee: "Allow to cool before applying to groin area."

    -- The Washington Post




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    No way they're crazy!!
    No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry
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    Default Re: Top 5 Absurd Warning Labels

    I got a better one than that, but it might get moved
    to the Politics forum: (source)



    Translation:
    Wash with warm water.
    Use mild soap.
    Dry flat.
    Do not use bleach.
    Do not dry in the dryer.
    Do not iron.
    We are sorry that Our President is an idiot.
    We did not vote for him.
    And then there's this dumbass traffic sign
    painted on the road.

    ♫` ∴|| ~∞≠∝ ♫♪ $ -4C

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    ^^ Haha gutted!!
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    Default Re: Top 5 Absurd Warning Labels

    And then there's Engrish -- mistranslated Japanese English.

    Samples:



    GIS Engrish

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