TOP 5 ABSURD WARNING LABELS
(as made up by readers of The Washington Post)
On an infant's bathtub: "Do not throw baby out with bath water."
On a package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges: "Not meant as a substitute for human companionship"
On a Magic 8 Ball: "Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test."
On a roll of Life Savers: "Not for use as a flotation device."
On a cup of McDonald's coffee: "Allow to cool before applying to groin area."
-- The Washington Post