If you've ever played with your rubber ducky while laying in the bathtub and thought to yourself, "This would be so much better if it had a dick." Well, then please get some psychiatric help. If the crazy doctor declares you a lost cause, then I guess it's okay for you to make your sick dreams come true by buying this Duck with a Dick. It's made of 100% FUCKERY. I've seen it all!
And don't even think of getting me this sucio shit for International Dumb Whore Day (aka my birthday). Well, unless it comes in hot pink. Blue doesn't go with my no-no. I need to stop. Not everything is better with a dick on it. No, I didn't just type that last sentence. Maybe I'm the one who needs psychiatric help.
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