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    Default This raccoon will NOT be raped!!

    A pissed off Raccoon stood up for itself and its dignity by ripping off the dick of a 44 year old drunken Russian man!






    A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he was trying to rape the animal.
    Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal.

    “When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

    Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.


    “He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

    “That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."
    Maybe this guy will consider DRINKING LESS from now on??

    Toothy raccoon bit off man's penis | The Sun |News

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    My kind of raccoon! The man had it coming, idiot.
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    Good for that raccoon. What a sicko.
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    Serves his ass right. His brain must be pickled.
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    They are such pretty animals to me.

    I would have loved to have seen this go down.

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    Haha awesome raccoon.
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    That man is an idiot, he got what he deserved. The first thing I think when I see raccoons is rabies. I saw one the other night and that thing was so huge it scared the crap out of me. They're scavengers and I consider them huge rats.

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    Hilarious and all but do raccoons even live in Moscow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Hilarious and all but do raccoons even live in Moscow?
    apparently yes.

    from wiki:
    "...a medium-sized mammal native to North America. As a result of escapes and deliberate introductions in the mid-20th century, raccoons are now also distributed across the European mainland, the Caucasus region and Japan."
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    Hmmm. Or perhaps it was one of these: Raccoon Dog - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ?

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    we live in the mountains and there is a family of 4 raccoons that visit after dark. they are not cute, they are creepy. they scare me more than clowns.
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    Racoons mean BIDness! I had one huge momma chase me across a lawn cause I was too close to the tree where her babies were peekin' out! She was not scared of me one bit!

    I love this story cause I hate animal abuse and I hate drunk assholes.

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    What type of sick fuck tries to rape an animal and then talks about it like it's not a big deal? Creepy fucker.
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    I bet his wife is really proud right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by olivia720 View Post
    Racoons mean BIDness! I had one huge momma chase me across a lawn cause I was too close to the tree where her babies were peekin' out! She was not scared of me one bit!

    I love this story cause I hate animal abuse and I hate drunk assholes.

    They do! Those little fuckers can do some serious damage. (obviously!) I was watching a show on Animal Planet about animal control officers who went into a home where a raccoon had got in and was trapped. The officer had to put on these special gloves and other equipment. He was nervous and made the comment he'd rather get a call about a poisonous snake than a raccoon.
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