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    Goat in Police Custody for Attempted Armed Robbery

    Nigerian police have detained a goat on suspicion that the animal attempted armed robbery. A group of men took the goat to the police station claiming it was really a man who had transformed himself after trying to steal a car from them.

    Witchcraft is still a popular belief in Nigeria. The group of men reported they say two men attempting to steal the vehicle. One was able to escape, however the other one turned himself into the goat.

    "We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," said Kwara state police.

    Source: Yahoo News

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    What the fuck?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mariesoleil View Post
    What the fuck?
    I'll second that.
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    Leave The Goat Alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Is this for real?

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    I still can't believe this
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    The goat has the "WTF?" expression on his face! That poor goat!

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    We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," said Kwara state police.
    Good luck with that
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    Any further proof needed that a portion of the world is a good milennium behind the rest?
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    Jeez, get that goat bail for gods sake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    The goat has the "WTF?" expression on his face!
    He so does!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    The goat has the "WTF?" expression on his face! That poor goat!
    Yes he does. I do too.

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    The goat is probably in "custody" in the sense of being in a paddock out the back of the cop shop but still... LOL!

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    this pisses me off

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    That poor goat..
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