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    i shat my pants (accidently) today at the supermarket..i hid behind the cereal aisle and flicked bits of shit from my strides at 2 passing kids that had annoyed me earlier on..twas the funniest thing i have ever done...except that time i shat in my mates girlfriends handbag for an april fools joke..i love my life as a sloth...if only i had 3 toes..
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    Last night in bed I had a case of the itchy ass and kept picking at it, occasionally smelling my finger. I then realized how disgusting this was, got up to wash my finger, and got back in bed. I then realized that I should've washed my ass while I was up. I rolled over, resumed picking at my ass, and eventually fell asleep. I am a savage.
    I thought this one was good!

    God, I was so tired this morning that I ate my cereal in the shower. It filled up with shower water and kinda fell all over the tub. I ended up laying down in the diluted milk water and aimed my pee into the toilet from the baththub. It missed horribly and I'm not cleaning it. Its still there.
    at what point does eating cereal in the shower sound like a GOOD idea??
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    Under "Sloth"

    05/06/2005 at 07:05:36

    I stubbed my toe and it turns out I fractured it. I have been too lazy to ice it, too lazy to keep my specialists appointments, but apparently not too lazy to stop bitching about how much it hurts. It's been about three months now...
    You fractured your toe three months ago? DO something!

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    I haven't washed the sheets on our bed since we moved into our house a year ago. They are completely gross and nasty. There are cum stains and snot and old period blood all over them and it is revolting. But I still crawl in there every night for a good sleep and never even think about it.


    And you thought your spouse was messy. Hey, anybody want this guy delivering their pizza??
    My goddamned husband shits his pants at work and then leaves them in the shrubbery wherever he delivers pizza. This is fine with me as I get tired of washing his goddamned shitty underpants. Needless to say, I won't touch his ass.


    I have a girlfriend but I still visit whore houses regularly. When I have sex with my girlfriend it's like eating the same meal everyday. I like a new conquest, new pussy, different face, breast size, bum shape, etc... I only fuck my girlfriend when I've run out of money and can't afford a prostitute, she is my last resort.
    wow, that ones a keeper! BTW, can you really call a prostitute a "conquest"???
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    Default Re: OMG! Disgusting Not Proud confession!

    Where are you finding these confessions?!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Who the f*#& are these people!!!!????

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    www.notproud.com is the link

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    today i went into the freezer at work and ate all of my co-workers girlscout thinmints. god damn they were good.
    Well you see I'm a Pretty Large Person, And I don't do anything all day long except Eat, talk on the Phone, and the Computer, I eat alot, Without doing the Dishes, If all My dishes are Dirty I eat off of Napkins, But whats really sad is, I get so lazy I just kinda Go to the bathroom on myself when I don't want to get up. Sad I know!!!
    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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    Good lord I'm lmao right now!!! I must go to that site. I'm sure I'll waste a good hour, and my face will be wet with tears. Even if most of that stuff is fake, it makes me belly laugh!

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    The sad thing is, I think a lot of it is real. There are a lot of lazy losers out there. Crazy, fucked up, sad mofos.

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    When I get even the slightest bit nervous, I get the worst diarrhea. So I make myself nervous all the time over nothing just to lose excess weight, because I'm too lazy to get off my ass and work it off.
    Everyday in the bathroom I punch myself in the head. Not a wuss punch either. I let it rip and I like the pain, and you know, you should really, really try it because that is enlightenment beyond your stupid drugs and alcohol and murder. Just let it go. Take it yourself. You need to learn how you are who you are. Please try this.

    I have a giant wart on my cock... I'm so afraid to have sex with anyone.

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