Would anyone want this guy as a friend??i shat my pants (accidently) today at the supermarket..i hid behind the cereal aisle and flicked bits of shit from my strides at 2 passing kids that had annoyed me earlier on..twas the funniest thing i have ever done...except that time i shat in my mates girlfriends handbag for an april fools joke..i love my life as a sloth...if only i had 3 toes..
feel free to add any more worthy NP confessions!
I thought this one was good!Last night in bed I had a case of the itchy ass and kept picking at it, occasionally smelling my finger. I then realized how disgusting this was, got up to wash my finger, and got back in bed. I then realized that I should've washed my ass while I was up. I rolled over, resumed picking at my ass, and eventually fell asleep. I am a savage.
at what point does eating cereal in the shower sound like a GOOD idea??God, I was so tired this morning that I ate my cereal in the shower. It filled up with shower water and kinda fell all over the tub. I ended up laying down in the diluted milk water and aimed my pee into the toilet from the baththub. It missed horribly and I'm not cleaning it. Its still there.