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    Default Funniest Cyber Sex Chats Ever

    http://www.chrudat.com/the_best_cyber_sex.html

    bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
    j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
    bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
    j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
    j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
    bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
    j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
    j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
    j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
    j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
    bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
    bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
    j_gurli3: thats it.
    bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
    bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

    there's about 5 more on the site

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    Default Re: Funniest Cyber Sex Chats Ever

    ha. how come you stumbled across those?

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    LOL! That was fucking awesome

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    What a weirdo!!
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    Default Re: Funniest Cyber Sex Chats Ever

    *snort*
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    haha. there is a website called dougstanhope.com where they do this thing they call "baiting." It's a lot like this... they find people who like this sort of thing and make up some appalling story. the guys i lived with last year used to think it was the funniest thing ever... personally i think it's kind of gross but anyway, here are some examples


    they are kind of long so i'm just taking out key parts:

    dirtybagina:So lets say I am the first girl to make the wrestling team.
    evrclr83k... sounds good
    evrclr83:so what does this new female wrestler look like?
    dirtybagina:I look like Dolemite in a leotard
    dirtybagina:You shit your pants as you realize this is now a death match.
    dirtybagina:On, your feet, homo.
    evrclr83:uhm... sorry... but could we change role playin.... im not really egttin anything from this
    evrclr83:and im not really gay


    NewDeal51: alight
    NewDeal51: i move down to your legs
    NewDeal51: take off your pants
    cybergrlonwheels: Uh... wait.
    cybergrlonwheels: I don't have any.
    NewDeal51: whats wrong?
    NewDeal51: ok do you have panties?
    cybergrlonwheels: No, I dont have legs.
    cybergrlonwheels: Thats why I have this SN.
    cybergrlonwheels: Didn't you read my profile?
    NewDeal51: its ok
    NewDeal51: im sorry
    NewDeal51: i thought you ment a car or somehting
    cybergrlonwheels: OK, as long as you don't mind.
    cybergrlonwheels: OK, then repeat the part about taking of my pants, only say "protective adult undergarment" instead of pants.
    cybergrlonwheels: off*
    NewDeal51: i remove your protective adult undergarment
    cybergrlonwheels: Mmmm.

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    lmao!

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    dirtybagina

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    dirtybagina:So lets say I am the first girl to make the wrestling team.
    evrclr83k... sounds good
    evrclr83:so what does this new female wrestler look like?
    dirtybagina:I look like Dolemite in a leotard
    dirtybagina:You shit your pants as you realize this is now a death match.
    dirtybagina:On, your feet, homo.
    evrclr83:uhm... sorry... but could we change role playin.... im not really egttin anything from this
    evrclr83:and im not really gay


    Some of these people have way too much time on their hands but God they're funny!!
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