Funniest Cyber Sex Chats Ever

[SVZ]

http://www.chrudat.com/the_best_cyber_sex.html

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

there's about 5 more on the site

[bella]

ha. how come you stumbled across those?

[NoDayButToday]

LOL! That was fucking awesome

[Tiara]

What a weirdo!!

[Barbara]

*snort*

[southernbelle]

haha. there is a website called dougstanhope.com where they do this thing they call "baiting." It's a lot like this... they find people who like this sort of thing and make up some appalling story. the guys i lived with last year used to think it was the funniest thing ever... personally i think it's kind of gross but anyway, here are some examples


they are kind of long so i'm just taking out key parts:

dirtybagina:So lets say I am the first girl to make the wrestling team.
evrclr83k... sounds good
evrclr83:so what does this new female wrestler look like?
dirtybagina:I look like Dolemite in a leotard
dirtybagina:You shit your pants as you realize this is now a death match.
dirtybagina:On, your feet, homo.
evrclr83:uhm... sorry... but could we change role playin.... im not really egttin anything from this
evrclr83:and im not really gay


NewDeal51: alight
NewDeal51: i move down to your legs
NewDeal51: take off your pants
cybergrlonwheels: Uh... wait.
cybergrlonwheels: I don't have any.
NewDeal51: whats wrong?
NewDeal51: ok do you have panties?
cybergrlonwheels: No, I dont have legs.
cybergrlonwheels: Thats why I have this SN.
cybergrlonwheels: Didn't you read my profile?
NewDeal51: its ok
NewDeal51: im sorry
NewDeal51: i thought you ment a car or somehting
cybergrlonwheels: OK, as long as you don't mind.
cybergrlonwheels: OK, then repeat the part about taking of my pants, only say "protective adult undergarment" instead of pants.
cybergrlonwheels: off*
NewDeal51: i remove your protective adult undergarment
cybergrlonwheels: Mmmm.

[*trina*]

lmao!

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

dirtybagina

[Tiara]

dirtybagina:So lets say I am the first girl to make the wrestling team.
evrclr83k... sounds good
evrclr83:so what does this new female wrestler look like?
dirtybagina:I look like Dolemite in a leotard
dirtybagina:You shit your pants as you realize this is now a death match.
dirtybagina:On, your feet, homo.
evrclr83:uhm... sorry... but could we change role playin.... im not really egttin anything from this
evrclr83:and im not really gay

Some of these people have way too much time on their hands but God they're funny!!