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    Default There's a frozen peen in the sky! NSFW!


    Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.

    This story about a bitch caught with his ski pants down comes to us from Vail, Colorado. The dude froze his ass off this past Friday when he was riding on a chairlift at a resort with his kid. The Smoking Gun says the lift's seat wasn't lowered, so the skier fell through a gap in the chair. Luckily for the dude, his ski got caught in the lift, saving him from falling into the snow. Actually, maybe it would have been less embarrassing for him if he fell and broke his arm or some shit, because while his body was stuck, his pants and chonies came down. And the world laughed while his peen tried to hold back the tears. It knew that if it cried, its mouth would freeze shut.

    The accidental ski flasher hung (trust me, there's no pun there) there for 15-minutes while waiting for help. Workers finally reversed the lift and got him out of the seat. It took 15-minutes because they were too busy cleaning the piss off their pants from laughing so hard.

    Getting a case of frostbitten dick, nuts and nalgas might be worth it, because you know this bitch is going to sue the pants (GONG!) off of the bitch responsible for this

    TSG has one more picture taken by a witness. I would so be that bitch who took pictures while that sad man dangled pantyless from the sky. Say "icicle dick!"



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    Poor guy. Gotta love that people's response was to whip out cameras.

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    "Icicle dick"

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    I'm guessing a level of shrinkage that would rule out icicle. Mr. Happy probably retracted in as far as he could go.

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    I would have worked myself into a semi-hard on before the workers got there....no need to be SUPER embarrased!
    "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." TEAM MILEY!!

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    Let's just hope the kid wasn't his daughter.
    Man, that would scar her for life.

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    poor bastard
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    I bet he wont think of Popsicles in the same way again

    Poor thing - but that article is hilarious.

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    Glad he's ok...but damn, this is hilarious! Poor guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheONe View Post
    I would have worked myself into a semi-hard on before the workers got there....no need to be SUPER embarrased!
    i have found my new skiing buddy!!!!!!
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    I wanted to see full frontal icicle and snowballs, damn it!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    I wanted to see full frontal icicle and snowballs, damn it!!!!
    In those temps? Probably shriveled up the size of pine nuts. Best part of the pine.
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    I'm going to hell with the rest of you guys - but damn this is fucking hilarious.


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    Oh god, how embarassing!!!

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    They could have wrapped something around the poor guy.
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