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    Default Artificial virginity hymen

    How fucking weird is this?



    No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.


    Feature:
    • Easy to use
    • Place inside vagina 15-20 minutes before intercourse
    • Soluble and expandable at body heat
    • Clinically proven non-toxic to human
    • No side effects, no pain to use, no allergic reaction
    • Made in Japan
    Buy Artificial Virginity Hymen - Gigimo.com

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    I don't know what's scarier, this or the turn of the century method where they put a few stitches up there
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    OMG I am horrified! that is disgusting!

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    That's retarded.
    Rock the fuck on!

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    honestly? if it lets some women have sex and still be able to be seen as a "pure" women in whatever society they are in, i am all for it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVZ View Post
    honestly? if it lets some women have sex and still be able to be seen as a "pure" women in whatever society they are in, i am all for it!
    I agree.
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    We need to ship truckloads of these things to those poor women in the middle east.

    As for the use of them in the free world where women are actual human beings and have options and generally don't have to fear death over this....if a man is a big enough douchebag that a woman's worth to him depends upon her having remained unpenetrated (or never having done a myriad of other non-sexual things that could have rendered her non-hymenally-intact) then the biggest problem I have with the use of one of these little babies to deceive said dumbfuck is the fact that someone would bother in the first place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    We need to ship truckloads of these things to those poor women in the middle east.

    As for the use of them in the free world where women are actual human beings and have options and generally don't have to fear death over this....if a man is a big enough douchebag that a woman's worth to him depends upon her having remained unpenetrated (or never having done a myriad of other non-sexual things that could have rendered her non-hymenally-intact) then the biggest problem I have with the use of one of these little babies to deceive said dumbfuck is the fact that someone would bother in the first place.
    Amen.

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    It's disturbing to me that this would be anything other than a novelty item. The fact that anyone would NEED to use one of these scares me for them, and the thought that anyone would WANT to use one of these to possibly fool someone makes me sad for them on more than one level. Those are the only two reasons I can think of for this product.
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    What exactly does it look like? A little weird, buy hey - some of the vibrators you see out there look a little weird too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    We need to ship truckloads of these things to those poor women in the middle east.

    ...then the biggest problem I have with the use of one of these little babies to deceive said dumbfuck is the fact that someone would bother in the first place.
    Africa too! But you're right, the thought of this used as a necessity is beyond STOOPID

    I mean, blood...really
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    Just remember not to start screaming at him to fuck you like a jackhammer and you're home free.

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    Kay O_o

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    umm, wow.

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    About as stupid as the concept of the 'born again virgin'

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