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    Default Scared of Santa

    I thought this was amusing:

    Scared of Santa photos -- chicagotribune.com
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    God some of those look like sex offenders.
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    The facial expressions of the children are priceless!
    Rock the fuck on!

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    This isn't Santa, it's Rasputin!


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    I was one of those screaming kids, not because it was Santa or a pressure situation, but because I recognized that I was entirely too close to a stranger's body. The whole idea of Santa and these part-time dudes in the malls totally turns me off - I guess my kid won't hate me if I choose not to pass on this element of "culture."
    "I ransacked his drawers when he left me by myself at his place for the first time. That's how we did it in the good old days. Tells me all I need to know about him. He pretends he didn't notice. That's how good relationships start." - Chilly Willy

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    You know the whole sitting on Santa's lap is kind of creepy in a pedophilic way. Do they background check these random mall/department store Santas? It's really sad when your mind starts to think like that but this is the world we live in.

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    There are some pretty scary Santas in those pictures. And i know this is mean, but there are some fugly-ass kids in some of those pics too.

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    I used to be afraid of Mickey Mouse and other theme park characters...so I understand their pain!
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    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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    I feel sorrier for the Santa having to deal with screaming, peeing, snotting brats all day!

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    This is the best:


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