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    Elite Member Tiara's Avatar
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    >A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his
    >girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

    >Dear Ricky,
    >I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
    >just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
    >you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
    >I'm sorry.
    >Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
    >Love, Becky..............

    >The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
    >snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or
    >ex-girlfriends.In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all
    >other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
    >were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:

    >Dear Becky,
    >I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
    >Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
    >Take Care,
    No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry
    G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF - Would you like to buy a vowel??

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    hehe rickys a cheeky one !! so funny!

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    She can blame it on Bush

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    Or Blair.

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