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    Elite Member Tiara's Avatar
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    Default Another scouse joke

    At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge Scouse male 6ft 5in tall

    and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and

    obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers,

    the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the

    big scouser. Leaning over, he cups his huge ear "Do you want a blow

    job?" he whispers. At this, the scouser leaps up with fire in his

    eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he

    proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves

    him badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his seat as if

    nothing had happened. Amazed the bartender quickly brings over

    another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" he says "Just


    did he say to you?" "I'm not sure" the scouse replies.

    "Something about a job."
    No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry
    G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF - Would you like to buy a vowel??

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    Default Re: Another scouse joke

    haha that made me giggle!

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