At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge Scouse male 6ft 5in tall
and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and
obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers,
the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the
big scouser. Leaning over, he cups his huge ear "Do you want a blow
job?" he whispers. At this, the scouser leaps up with fire in his
eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he
proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves
him badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his seat as if
nothing had happened. Amazed the bartender quickly brings over
another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" he says "Just
did he say to you?" "I'm not sure" the scouse replies.
"Something about a job."