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    A blonde girl calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and

    > > >help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to

    > > >get it started".

    > > >

    > > >Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The

    > > >blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger".

    > > >

    > > >Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets

    him

    > > >in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

    He

    > > >studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to

    > > >her and says,

    > > >

    > > >"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to

    > > >assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger". He takes her

    > > >hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup

    of

    > > >tea, and then...." he sighed, "Let's put all these Frosties back in

    the

    > > >box."
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    "Sex is not, by default, depraved and dirty. Unless it's really good."
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    Default Re: Blonde Joke

    hehe im blonde myself but i love to laugh at these jokes!!

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