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    with the online Death Psychic:

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    While visiting your favorite bookstore, you get caught in the middle of a violent melee between rival book clubs. Unable to escape the madness, you are beaten to death with a hardcover unabridged dictionary.


    Different results for name variations:

    You are abducted by aliens for research purposes. After months of humiliating and invasive tests, you are returned to your point of abduction from a height of 3,000 feet.
    FIND OUT NOW...

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    A doctor reuses a dirty needle during your visit, and you contract Hepatitis C. You die from complications of liver failure.

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    While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.

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    While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries.

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    You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pencil.

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    While at a bar, a stranger slips a date rape drug into your drink. Once passed out, you are taken from the bar, raped, and murdered.
    So does this mean lay off the kager's?
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    Im ashamed to say what I did for a klondike bar...

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    While at a bar, a stranger slips a date rape drug into your drink. Once passed out, you are taken from the bar, raped, and murdered.
    Good god, some of these are horrible. The ones I read on FARK.com
    were quite funny -- absurd deaths, like a deranged minstrel at a
    Renaissance Fair beating you on the head with his lute.

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    moomies

    While working late one night, the janitor mistakes you for an intruder and beats you to death with a ridiculously large ring of keys.

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    While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly.



    I guess I'd prefer to be electricuted.

    If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.

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    Well here, goes. Fingers crossed its over quickly:

    My Name: During a severe storm, a tree falls onto your house, crushing and killing you.


    Tenaj: You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull.

    ^^ Eeeek, jeepers, can I change my name SVZ?

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    My real name:
    While attending a renaissance fair, you're bludgeoned to death with a lute by a crazed minstrel.

    Tiara:
    A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a pitchfork.

    My bf:
    You express dissatisfaction with your meal at a roadside diner. Seconds later, the fry cook springs from his kitchen and douses you with a tub of scalding grease.
    No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry
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    You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm.
    Cool, I know I'll be safe until I have a dog
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    Mine creeps me out. Either it's going to a window falls on me and shards of glass slice my body, or I'm going to whipped to death with a cow's tongue from a butcher. Although the last one sounds erotically intriguing, why can't I just die peacefully in my sleep when I'm old?

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    My name :

    A disgruntled cook at the local bar and grill poisons your food. You suffer in agony for days until the poison eventually kills you.

    Loulou58:

    While running to your car, you stumble on a curb and your body is thrown violently to the street. Moments later, you are engulfed and mutilated by a street sweeper.

    i think i'll take the road sweeper one! id rather ave it over with than an agonising long poison death!!

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    "While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your husband inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death."


    Yay---another excuse for why I can't do dishes at the kitchen sink!!!!

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    For my real name:
    You defeat an egomaniacal opponent at chess. In his rage, he stabs you though the eye with his bishop.

    For my nickname:
    While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries.

    Ahhh! For my nickname, that's one of the things that my dad used to go on about! When we were kids he used to tell us that we had to be careful on the escalator because stupid kids who didn't know how to tie their shoes would get them caught and be sucked in!

    I had to add this. For my screen name on here: A chiropractor improperly cracks your neck, breaking it and killing you instantly.

    I really liked going to the chiropractor, but it is worrisome (is that even a word?) when a 6 foot plus tall guy weighing 300 pounds has to put you in a bear hug to pop your back!

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    My first name:
    While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.

    My nick:
    After years of mistreating telemarketers, your lifeless and battered body is found next to a bloodied telephone handset.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fonzarelli
    "While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your husband inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death."
    Good god, that is one of my biggest fears... I have swore to never have a disposal in my kitchen sink
    Mmm... Am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?

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