I was browsing the Austin Craigslist and someone posted this.. I thought it was funny..
Missed Connection with My Country
Hey. So, I was really happy to see you the other night. I canít stop thinking about how good you looked, all glowing and shiny. You really are taking care of yourself, it seems like youíve turned over a new leaf or something. Seriously, I donít think Iíve seen you look that good in awhile, especially the last eight years since we broke up.
It was hard, Iím not going to pretend otherwise. The torture, the embarrassment. The mispronunciations of current third world leaders. And that bitch Katrina, you could have handled that better man. You know that deep down.
But seeing you the other nightÖ.it really ignited something in me. Itís almost like I want us to start dating again. I know, itís crazy. Iím from Texas, and there is plenty still going on here to make me think Iím certifiable to even think about taking you backÖ. But stillÖ.I almost feel like I could walk down the street holding your hand. I feelÖ.proud.
I want to at least meet up for drinks. Letís talk, catch up.
Just donít expect me to pledge your allegiance after one vodka and tonic.
And we have to talk about this whole Iraq thing. I canít date a guy who doesnít know when to pull out.