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    man walks into the bedroom where his wife is lying on the bed. He is carrying a sheep under his arm.


    He says, 'This is the pig I have to shag when you have a headache'.



    She says, 'I think you'll find that's a sheep.'



    He replies, 'And I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you'.
    No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry
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    ooouch. haha

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    I'm just picturing what I would do if I was that woman. Lets just say a search party would have to be sent out for that sheep, and he may not be able to walk for a while.
    No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry
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    lol, tiara!

    and oooh, burn!

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    Maybe you made it into a sweater and then ate it's liver with some fava beans and a bottle of wine.

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    mmm i do like a bit of lamb hehe

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