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    Default Instructions that sound a bit dirty but aren't

    Screw Tightly. Add lubricant if needed.

    Be very sure to have a good grip before starting the exercise

    Insert tab A into slot B

    Not to be taken orally

    If not at desired height, try another slot.

    Insert batteries then twist end to turn on.

    Beat until stiff (eggs)

    Plug may become warm during charging, this is normal.

    pucker and blow (instructions for whistling)

    Be careful not to puncture the nipple

    Place your head between your legs

    Take your longest wood and get a strong grip on the shaft.

    Discontinue use if discomfort starts to occur

    Objects may appear larger then they appear

    For repairs under warranty, contact the Representative servicing you

    I'm glad that you are behind me on this.

    If it doesn't fit hit it SOFTLY

    Stand with your feet hip distance apart

    Take out of packaging then insert into opening

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