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    Default Doesn't Dolly Parton deserve better than this?


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    i dunno, dolly might actually like that...she seems to have a pretty good sense of humor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ang View Post
    i dunno, dolly might actually like that...she seems to have a pretty good sense of humor.
    I bet she would, too!


    Dolly is truly a lovely woman. My dear good friends ex-husband was in her band in the 1980's so my friend got to tag along on a leg of her tour one time, through Canada. She was incredibly sweet and friendly to everyone around her and when my friend got sick with a cold Dolly personally brought her some chicken soup. My friend said she had the most beautiful skin she had ever seen.

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    Oh god LOL.

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    Hilarious!

    Bet she'd like it too!

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    Jesus lifted her up on that cock and gravity is keeping her on it.

    Lord knows I love Dolly, but that song is awful!
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    Bonus points for it being "rubbed for good luck" and the use of 'erected'. Heehee.
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    Better than what??

    Sitting on a perpetually erected cock???

    I bet she loves it!!

    Dolly Parton should pose nude in the near future instead of waiting until her 100 th birthday.
    (or at least have the pictures that undoubtedly exist published)

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    Look at that cute little boobie-flashing smilie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    Look at that cute little boobie-flashing smilie!
    and don'tcha think that it's about time that Dolly showed off her fine 34E bewbies aka "The Best Boobs in Showbusiness" to all of us too??


    Dolly Parton should pose nude in the near future instead of waiting until her 100 th birthday.
    (or at least have the pictures that undoubtedly exist published)

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