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    Default The lighter side of elections

    I figured we need a spot to post humour, parodies and whatnot. So, just to get things started:





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    Great idea twitchy!
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    Subject: Why did the chicken cross the road?


    BARACK OBAMA: Ah.... The chicken crossed the road because it was ah,time for a change! The chicken, ah, wanted, ah, change!

    JOHN MC CAIN: My friends that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

    HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

    GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here

    DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

    SARAH PALIN: I have your gun & I have this shot-back off.

    BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken??
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    Billy Mays for president. I'd love to hear one of his speeches "Hi, Billy Mays here!..."
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    Basic rule of Gossip Rocks: Don't be a dick.Tati
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    Quote Originally Posted by IheartParis View Post

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    As Canadian as possible under the circumstances

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    I love this twitchy, thanks for a great thread idea. Working in elections is a nightmare in itself, so it's refreshing to see some laughs.

    Here's my contribution.

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    As Canadian as possible under the circumstances

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    More creepy than funny, but still!

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    I like the They Might Be Giants song reference and their tag for Sri Lanka.
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