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    MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

    NICKNAMES

    If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

    If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.


    EATING OUT

    When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

    When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


    MONEY

    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.


    BATHROOMS

    A man has 6 items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .

    The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.


    ARGUMENTS

    A woman has the last word in any argument.

    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


    FUTURE

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


    SUCCESS

    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


    MARRIAGE

    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.


    DRESSING UP

    A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bin, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

    A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


    NATURAL

    Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

    Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


    OFFSPRING

    Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

    A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


    THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
    A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
    I guess im dating a woman then

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    Joking aside, men naturally have higher serontonin levels so they're less apt to suffer from depression than women. It helps too that their hormone levels aren't on a perpetual roller coaster as well.
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    ugh, no fucking wonder! ^

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    Men may be happier, but they are also more prone to be evil IMO.

    Just look at human history..and the hundreds of millions of dead from wars and other atrocities. How many of the perpetrators of the systematic murder, torture, rape, slaughter, pillaging, etc. were women? Not too many.

    Sometimes I think the planet would be better off run by women, with men confined to leashes and cages.
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    Nice but nothing new...
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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty View Post
    Joking aside, men naturally have higher serontonin levels so they're less apt to suffer from depression than women. It helps too that their hormone levels aren't on a perpetual roller coaster as well.
    For real about the serotonin?

    Post-partum depression certainly isn't a risk.

    Also, from being on T, I can say there's a well-being and mood boost plus energy. I heard this one reason why guys can go on less sleep. Of course, there's all those negatives associated with T, but that's usually because of an imbalance.
    "I ransacked his drawers when he left me by myself at his place for the first time. That's how we did it in the good old days. Tells me all I need to know about him. He pretends he didn't notice. That's how good relationships start." - Chilly Willy

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    ^^T I'm assuming is testosterone?

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    yeah its testosertone; thats why they have higher self esteem and shit.

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    I do not buy that stuff about 'T'. Men are just simpler, not happier. Complexity is by nature more difficult. And men are much more prone to violence, alcohol and drug abuse, suicide, frustration, physical and sexual abuse-that does not indicate 'happier' to me. JMHO.

    Male Happiness is all about pancake makeup, a wig and haircoloring!

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    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.
    Oh crap! truer words have never been spoken....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    Sometimes I think the planet would be better off run by women, with men confined to leashes and cages.
    Man, you are one kinky guy! Leashes! Cages! Damn!

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    thanks for posting this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8_uncut-jock View Post
    Man, you are one kinky guy! Leashes! Cages! Damn!

    And this is coming from a man! Dayum!

    As a response to one of those quotes, I never expected to change my DH, and overall, other than getting older and wiser, I have not changed much. I think that is why we have such a good relationship
    Coffee is my happy drug

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    Men may be happier, but they are also more prone to be evil IMO.
    nah, women are just as evil, we're just smarter NOT to get caught!
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    ^ITA, women are really smart creatures, and if caught or cornered, they are even worse

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