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    Times have changed, and bridesmaid dresses no longer need to be the hideous things people make jokes about. That doesn't mean that there aren't still ugly bridesmaid dresses, but are any as unflattering as the versions you see here? On your left, some poofy gold-foil dresses, and on your right, powder blue fashion crimes with matching parasols. These ladies must've been really close to the bride. Either that, or they're masochists. So what's tackier?



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    Gotta go with the parasols. Doesn't get much worse than that.

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    Close call but yeah, I'd say the parasols win (just).
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    Blue shiny with parasols. I'm not sure Kristin Davis didn't wear one of those gold lamé fabulosities to the SATC premiere.
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    I was in a cousin of mine's wedding in the mid 80's; we had to wear fuchsia pink taffeta dresses that were one shouldered, white stockings and white satin pumps. The shoulder that did have a sleeve had a puffy sleeve. We also had to wear those headpieces that end in a v in the middle of your forehead.

    A few years before that, I was in another cousin's quinceanera. For this event, we had to wear a puffy baby pink dress trimmed in white lace that I believe was off the shoulder. Since this was the Madonna era, we also wore white lace fingerless gloves to complete the ensemble...

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    The first pic reminds me of the Solid Gold dancers from back in the 80s. Man I loved that cheese-ass show.


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    You know, as a kid I never dreamed of what my wedding dress would look like; I honestly didn't care that much as an adult, as long as it was flattering. But I *Knew* my groom would be in a black tux with a forest green vest and all my bridesmaids would be in forest green dresses, flattering to their respective figures, with white wreaths of roses in their hair.

    My husband had his say in all of this by adding tails to his tux. Whatever; as long as its was a good looking tux in black and green.

    Sigh, now if only we could afford to buy him a decent suit. We had to rent the tux
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    You could at least try and hide your face with the parasol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moongirl View Post
    I was in a cousin of mine's wedding in the mid 80's; we had to wear fuchsia pink taffeta dresses that were one shouldered, white stockings and white satin pumps. The shoulder that did have a sleeve had a puffy sleeve. We also had to wear those headpieces that end in a v in the middle of your forehead.

    A few years before that, I was in another cousin's quinceanera. For this event, we had to wear a puffy baby pink dress trimmed in white lace that I believe was off the shoulder. Since this was the Madonna era, we also wore white lace fingerless gloves to complete the ensemble...
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    ^^It must have affected me somehow, because when I got married 13 years ago, I chose peach for the females to wear as their dress color. But, everyone got to choose their style of dress, so other than the color, I'm not responsible for some of the monstrosities they wore!

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