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    Thumbs up Best lawyer story of the year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY.
    Charlotte , North Carolina .

    A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured
    them against, among other things, fire.

    Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars
    and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy
    the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

    In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires."

    The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that
    the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

    The lawyer sued and WON!

    (Stay with me.)

    Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that
    the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer
    held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars
    were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against
    fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable "fire" and was
    obligated to pay the claim.

    Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance
    company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his
    loss of the cigars lost in the "fires".

    NOW FOR THE BEST PART..

    After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him
    arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!

    With his own insur ance claim and testimony from the previous case being

    used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his

    insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

    This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent
    Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

    ONLY IN AMERICA , NO WONDER THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES THINK WE'RE NUTS!


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    He deserved taht for smoking that crap...

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    This idiot got what he deserved for using his degree to take advantage of the system. Imagine him having to tell his cellmate that he went to prison for smoking cigars!
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    Awesome!
    President Barack Obama
    Sounds amazing, doesn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    This idiot got what he deserved for using his degree to take advantage of the system. Imagine him having to tell his cellmate that he went to prison for smoking cigars!
    I guess it's better than telling them you're there for ripping the tags off mattreses. Those damned Sealy sheep KILL!!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Lol, he really didn't think it through as well as he thought!

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    i hate lawyers.

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    What is 50 lawyers drowned n the bottom of the ocean?

    A good start....

    LOL

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