Thank god it had brown hair so she cannot be me!
we don't have to make love to have an orgasm
How drunk was she!!!
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” George Carlin
How many of her friends are taking her picture exactly?
"Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck." - Joss Whedon
"The only thing more expensive than education is ignorance." -Benjamin Franklin
her water broke?
I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.
That's disgusting. I knew a girl who got caught on a security camera taking a shit in the corner of a parking garage.
Basic rule of Gossip Rocks: Don't be a dick.Tati
Lighten Up Francis WCG
I once got so drunk I peed in my boyfriend's dirty laundry. Everyone was asleep though and there were like five people crashed out in the room, so I never owned up to it.
WHAT told my drunken mind that the laundry was the best place is beyond me. "MUST pee...loo is too far...these are dirty anyway, hummmm....'
There will be times you might leap before you look
There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
Do it anyway
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