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    Silver Member provence's Avatar
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    Default Favourite Christmas cookie recipe (funny)

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp. baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp. salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

    Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

    Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try another cup...just in case.

    Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
    chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beat erers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

    Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz ashit. Check the Jose Cuervo.

    Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

    Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make
    sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.


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    Default Re: Favourite Christmas Cookie Recipe (Funny)

    That is one hell of a cookie

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    Default Re: Favourite Christmas Cookie Recipe (Funny)

    is the recipe still the same if you swap the tequila for vodka?

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