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    Elite Member Butterfly's Avatar
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    Default Best comeback of the year

    I swear I get 10154755465 forwards a day and they’re all from my dad. I usually just delete them but this one I found a little funny and thought I would share.

    If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility...
    Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
    A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

    Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'

    A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

    Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'

    A: 'Yes, sir, with my life.'

    Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'

    A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

    Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'

    A: 'Yes sir, I do.'
    Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
    A: 'Yes sir.'

    Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'

    A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

    The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.
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    Elite Member Rondette's Avatar
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    The French have this phrase, l'esprit d'escalier. Literally, it translates as "the spirit of the staircase" but what it actually means is "the things you think of to say after it’s already too late and you’re on your way out." I always loved the idea of a strange little ghost haunting the stairwells and entry halls of the world, tormenting generation after generation of quarreling friends, family and lovers with all the snappy comebacks and witty ripostes that they could have given if they’d only thought of them a few moments earlier.
    This guy obviously had the spirit with him on his shoulder that day!

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    Elite Member Chilly Willy's Avatar
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    Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!

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    Elite Member sparkly's Avatar
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    That's hilarious!!
    Is it fictional?
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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