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    Default World's best city names

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    Cockburn, Western Australia

    Climax, Georgia, USA
    (world's happiest town)

    Twatt, Scotland

    Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhen-
    uakitanatahu, New Zealand

    Muff, Ireland

    Looneyville, Texas, USA

    Titty Hill, England

    Licking, Missouri, USA

    Thong, England

    Gravesend, England

    Wetwang, England

    Spread Eagle, Wisconsin, USA

    (must be a highly populated place)


    Bald Knob, Arkansas, USA

    Cockup, England
    (near Thong?)

    Whiskey Dick Mountain, Washington, USA

    (Oh, I've been here a few times)


    Hookersville, West Virginia, USA

    Hell, Michigan, USA

    Toad Suck, Arkansas, USA

    Middelfart, Denmark

    Horneytown, North Carolina, USA

    Shitterton, England

    Disappointment, Kentucky, USA

    Fucking, Austria

    Sugar Tit, South Carolina, USA

    (I want to live here)


    Blue Ball, Pennsylvania, USA

    (sister city to Whiskey Dick Mountain)


    Intercourse, Pennsylvania, USA

    Stalker, Pennsylvania, USA

    Wankum, Germany

    Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada

    Satan's Kingdom, Vermont, USA

    Tightwad, Missouri, USA


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    my best friend Jane, lived in Toad Suck for 4 yrs!
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    Kookamunga! Keokuk! Seattle!

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    Texas also has: Gun Barrel City, Diddy Wa Diddy and Dimebox. Oh-and Ding Dong & Cut and Shoot.
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    Haha!! One time I got lost trying to drive to my lake house and I ended up in Cut and Shoot. It was like Texas Chainsaw Massacre territory.

    My favorite on this list is probably "Hell, Michigan".

    I don't get what is funny about "Muff, Ireland".

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    muff = vajayjay, hence the term 'muff diving'
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    I went to a French village in Bretagne called "Pornic". It was hard asking for directions with a straight face!
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    They forgot "Condom" France and "Conception Bay" Newfoundland.
    Also "Fucking" Germany.
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    There is a Mudsock near here..and a Knockemstiff as well.

    Wadsworth also makes me snicker, among some others around here.
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    muff = vajayjay, hence the term 'muff diving'
    Oh wow. I actually have 2 friends who are both named Muff (first names).

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    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    Oh wow. I actually have 2 friends who are both named Muff (first names).
    Please tell me that is not short for "Muffy: ?
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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    There's a place not far from here, okay maybe across the state, called Wagga-Wagga.
    It's just funny, I remember when I was 12 I randomly put my finger on a map and saw it there and said it out loud, and my friend next to me, who was always a quiet one, just randomly sang the name. LOL can't begin to tell you how funny it was.

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    I've been to Hell, Michigan for Halloween. Suffice to say I wish dissapointed because instead of flames and pitchforks, all I saw was trailers and hillbilles.

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    I want a T-Shirt with this slogan on it:


    KOOKAMUNGA!


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    My mother's bf lives in Cut and Shoot! I personally love the name Needville.

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