A man thought that his wife was cheating on him. Since he didn't
have a lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he
decided to go with a much cheaper one -- a Chinese man named

Mr. Lee.

The next day he received the following report:

Most honorable Sir,

You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He
and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree.
I look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She
strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I
fall off tree. I not see.

No fee,
Chen Lee