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    This is too funny. Click on the link below and there is a video of the little gnome walking around. I couldn't post the picture, sorry.


    A TOWN in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night.
    The midget - which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk - was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.

    Teenager Jose Alvarez - who filmed the gnome - yesterday told national newspaper El Tribuno that they caught the creature while larking about in their hometown of General Guemes, in the province of Salta, Argentina.
    He said: “We were chatting about our last fishing trip. It was one in the morning.
    “I began to film a bit with my mobile phone while the others were chatting and joking.
    "Suddenly we heard something - a weird noise as if someone was throwing stones.
    "We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid."
    Jose added that other locals had come forward to say they had spotted the gnome.
    He said: “This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out - just like everyone else in the neighbourhood now.
    "One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital.”

    Creepy Gnome terrorises town in General Guemes, Salta, Argentina | The Sun |HomePage|News

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    i clicked on the link, the pic is a little blurry? is it a little person in an outfit?

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    That would scare me....

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    Is it...animatronic? Thats creepy.
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    it heard about the sex with a Gnome thread, and it is headed here, to GR
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    Love the guy screaming like a bitch at the end!

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    Looks like a KKK midget.

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    Okay, so Mr.Venue has a friend that swears that thing is actually a mole. Apparently, some moles can stand on their hind legs, and even use a sideways motion to move when up like that. Also, the reason the head looks so pointed is because the animal has its snout in the air, to see better.
    That's just what his friends says, you can take it or leave it.
    I think it's creepy as hell.

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    That's very plausable Venue. Looking at it again, that could be right. I'm pretty sure it's not a real gnome come to life. The scream at the end is hilarious though!

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    That scream at the end made me laugh out loud. Tictac, I think your mentioning it made it even funnier. It sounded like Spongebob when he screams.
    Hey that is freaky, wtf??? I'd love an exl... nope, sorry, it's just too funny to be serious. I can't believe for the first time, I'm actually laughing to myself as I type. The gnome is edging sideways!

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    It looks like it hippity hopping. Weird.
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    It's funny to me. Venue, that could be true.

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    I really hope it's a mole because it's creepy as hell!

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    I laughed out loud when I read "my friend was so scared after seeing it we had to take him to the hospital."

    This reminded me of my sister. One of her friends had gnome masks that she "found in her parents' room" (I don't even want to know why they had those) and she and my sister would put them on, ring peoples doorbells, hide, and then jump out and start dancing like idiots when they answered. Yea... she's kind of a dork.

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    He couldn't take all the faking no mo and escaped!
    He wants some real O's!

    Is it wrong if I fake orgasms with Garden Gnomes?

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