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    Elite Member DontMindMe's Avatar
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    Default Redneck medical terms

    Artery: The study of paintings.
    Benign: What you be after you be eight.
    Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
    Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
    Caesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.
    Catscan: Searching for Kitty.
    Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
    Colic: A sheep dog.
    Coma: A punctuation mark.
    D&C: Where Washington is.
    Dilate: To live long.
    Enema: Not a friend.
    Fester: Quicker than someone else.
    Fibula: A small lie.
    Genital: Non-Jewish person.
    G.I.Series: World Series of military baseball.
    Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.
    Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
    Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.
    Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.
    Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
    Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
    Node: I knew it.
    Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
    Pap Smear: A fatherhood test.
    Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
    Post Operative: A letter carrier.
    Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
    Rectum: Darn near killed him.
    Secretion: Hiding something
    Seizure: Roman emperor
    Tablet: A small table
    Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport
    Tumor: More than one
    Urine: Opposite of you're out
    Varicose: Nearby

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    Hit By Ban Bus!
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    Moodoo doll factory


    My mother's a nurse, so I've seen some of these before, jokingly bandied about.

    Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
    ^My favorite^

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    Impotent: Distinguished, well known.

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    Hit By Ban Bus! Pippin's Avatar
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    Well, fry mah hide!


    One of my hobbies is baiting Nigerian 419 scammers, and I find this dialectizer invaluable sometimes:

    The Dialectizer

    You can type anything into it and have redneck or jive, etc. pop back at you.
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    this are my kind of medical terms

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