"Just drop me off here, Mom. I'll walk the rest of the way to soccer practice."
But He doesn't break.
I see Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer got some new wheels.
The only guy on the road who wants to be rear-ended.
Have you met "A55 ORGY"?
Corn. Hi, Corn. You car is dirty, Corn.
...refuse to ride anywhere with you.
Yes, Mr. Vice President, your new plate is very funny.
I'll take "License Plates That Describe What Their City Smells Like" for $200, Alex.
Fear the PWNER! Eater of noobs!
In his sexy van. Has a date every night with his sexy hand.
In a Beemer. Get it? OMG! ROFLMAO!!
The "DORK" plate was taken, huh?
I can almost hear the Foreigner blasting from her 8-track.
To be, or not to be... an idiot.
Clearly. (And no, you can eat me, Mr. Genuis.)
But not ambitious enough to find a show-off word that would actually fit.
And finally, one plate that says what I'd like to tell all these people...
List Of The Day: Obnoxious Vanity Plates