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    Default Obnoxious vanity plates

    "Just drop me off here, Mom. I'll walk the rest of the way to soccer practice."



    But He doesn't break.



    I see Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer got some new wheels.


    Penney?


    The only guy on the road who wants to be rear-ended.



    Have you met "A55 ORGY"?



    Corn. Hi, Corn. You car is dirty, Corn.




    ...refuse to ride anywhere with you.



    Yes, Mr. Vice President, your new plate is very funny.





    I'll take "License Plates That Describe What Their City Smells Like" for $200, Alex.





    Fear the PWNER! Eater of noobs!



    In his sexy van. Has a date every night with his sexy hand.



    In a Beemer. Get it? OMG! ROFLMAO!!



    The "DORK" plate was taken, huh?




    I can almost hear the Foreigner blasting from her 8-track.




    To be, or not to be... an idiot.







    Clearly. (And no, you can eat me, Mr. Genuis.)





    But not ambitious enough to find a show-off word that would actually fit.




    And finally, one plate that says what I'd like to tell all these people...





    List Of The Day: Obnoxious Vanity Plates
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    Sounds amazing, doesn't it?

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    I always wanted one that said RU486

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    I always wanted one that said RU486
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    don't think i'd ever buy one

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    I knew someone years ago that had: IBCNU

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    I saw a Porsche with one as a kid.

    The plate said "SAY AHH"
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    i just can't think what i'd want to put on a plate like that, for other cars to read while driving

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    I HATE the ones that make no sense. I'll sit in traffic and mull it over and then get pissed because I can't figure it out!
    I'm not quite drunk enough to really care, but is this her violation of her violation of her violation of her violation of probation or her violation of her violation of her violation of her probation????? ~MontanaMama on LL's latest arrest.

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    i love ASS ORGY; i dont care what any of u say

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    i love ASS ORGY; i dont care what any of u say

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    Am I geeky if I think the M stands for Master?

    Oh shit, a while ago DeckChick found this message board for Jedis (LOL) it was hilarious people discussing the philosophy of Jediism like it was religion!

    If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.

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    ppl r saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddd

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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyRules View Post
    I knew someone years ago that had: IBCNU
    That's a good one.

    A few years ago I was behind an 80 something mustang and the plate was 4U2NV so I sped up to see the driver (coz it couldn't have been about the car) and she was a gum smacking multi-ring per finger, big haired bleach blond with Britney like hair styling, acrylic nailed trailer trash socialite with this god awful dark brown lipstick on.

    When she turned around to look at me it was like slow motion rubber necking, I didn't want to keep looking and yet I couldn't turn away from the wreckage.
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    ^ thats funny!

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    Shania Twain Fans:


    Betting someone won this vehicle in the settlement:


    Obviously they left SD, try somewhere else:


    We have some soccer fans here:


    Must be related to Jedi M:


    Related to Anl Orgy?
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