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    Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

    That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course if I were on you, Id be coming, too.

    If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

    Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.

    Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy.

    Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

    If you were a phaser, youd be set on stunning.

    Ive heard Uranus rotates on its side. True?

    Ever wonder what Earth looks like from the back of a Ford Explorer?

    Hey, nice GUI. Want to integrate our matrices?

    Nice Wifi. Wanna fuck?


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    nice shoes. wanna fuck? haha
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    That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course if I were on you, Id be coming, too.
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    I don''t know if she really fucked the board though. Maybe just put the tip in. -Mrs. Dark

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    Hahaha, lame. Do people really use these?

    The only really terrible one i've ever gotten was 'nice dress, it would look good on my bedroom floor'.


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    I've gotten..you have nice lips, want to put them to use! Uh, EEW NO!!
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    What I want to know is, do any of these actually work? I mean, has any guy actually gotten laid by using one of these? I doubt it, yet they keep using them.
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    I just use the 'You're not Clive Owen... so fuck off!'

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    "I need to fuck a pussy REAL BAD!"
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    Best ones I've heard:
    "So, when you gonna let me up in them guts?"

    "I'm going outside to make out, wanna come?"

    Cheesiest one I've used:
    Him: Why do you carry a lighter if you don't smoke?
    Me: Just in case you want to light my fire

    (Gawd, I KNOW, but I was drunk as hell)

    Cheesiest used on me:
    "I can tell you have an old soul..."

    (And this one SOOO many times in college I want to puke)

    "See, I'm one of those rare guys who enjoys GIVING pleasure more than receiving..."



    The one line I used that consistently worked in college: I would go around chatting at the beginning of the evening, and find out the names of all the cute guys. Then, towards the end of the evening, when everyone had a few too many, I would go back around to the cute ones and strike up a conversation with, "I know YOU, your name is *fillintheblank*"
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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    I had one guy say "I'd like to drink your bath water."

    I assume it was a come-on, though he may have been really thirsty.
    "In the face of the blinding sun, I wake only to find
    that Heaven is a stranger place than than one I've left behind." - SM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie Normos View Post
    I had one guy say "I'd like to drink your bath water."

    I assume it was a come-on, though he may have been really thirsty.
    Had that one used on me & he followed it up with "and I wouldn't care if you pissed in it."
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    Had that one used on me & he followed it up with "and I wouldn't care if you pissed in it."
    Ah, that's about as classy as the ol' "I'd pee in HER butt."
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    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
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    Do you have a cell phone? I promised my mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams?

    Are you tired? You must be, because you were running through my dreams all night.

    Was you're mother Peppermint Patty? Because you're mint.
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    If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator

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    ok my FOURTEEN year old told me these. *sighs*
    'i may not have a library card, but i'm sure checking you out'
    'i'm not good at math, but i know that you plus me equals 69'
    i'm so proud
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissDecember View Post
    "I need to fuck a pussy REAL BAD!"
    that one takes the cake!

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