Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course if I were on you, I’d be coming, too.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.
Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy.
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
If you were a phaser, you’d be set on stunning.
I’ve heard Uranus rotates on its side. True?
Ever wonder what Earth looks like from the back of a Ford Explorer?
Hey, nice GUI. Want to integrate our matrices?
Nice Wifi. Wanna fuck?
List Of The Day: Cheesy Pickup Lines
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