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    A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street
    when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in
    the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to
    leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave
    birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for
    16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears.

    "What's wrong?" asked the mother.

    "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied
    the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what
    happened 16 years ago.

    About a week later the second daughter walked into the room
    in tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."

    Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what
    happened 16 years ago.

    A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's
    okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle
    and a bullet came out."

    "No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot
    the dog."
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    aahahahahah eeeeeeeeeeew

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    Now that one I will have to forward!

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