The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points
toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me
and blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "OK, I can hire you right
now. The h ours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start
tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00
A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?
"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two
hours we stand around scratching our balls...no point in
you coming in for that."
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