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    9 WORDS WOMEN USE

    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

    (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying up yours!

    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.
    "Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counsellors, and the most patient of teachers."

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    True!!

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    I hate shit like this ... perpetuating the idea that women are these passive-agressive creatures by nature. I call bullshit on this overgeneralization ... it's funny, but irritating.

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    haha i need to show this to my husband so he will get a grip on what i am talking about because i have used all of them before. lmao

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    I say 5 minutes all the time, when I really mean 30 or so

    eg.

    Friend: Get off Gossip rocks and ring me!
    Me: OK, five minutes

    It's just too addictive

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    Quote Originally Posted by cloud View Post
    I hate shit like this ... perpetuating the idea that women are these passive-agressive creatures by nature. I call bullshit on this overgeneralization ... it's funny, but irritating.
    And I know men that say all this irritating shit and more!
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    i say some of these too

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    Bitches please, this is classic femspeak. You can rant and complain all you want about how it stereotypes women, but like 99.9% of chicks say this crap.

    Mothers, daughters, wives, sisters, you ALL say it.

    Terri Schiavo was the 0.1% that didn't. She mostly said "urrgrlgruglguglg"
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    ^^ God Grimm I'm going to hell because of you!

    I know I say some of that stuff often. I sent it to one of my co-workers and he said "But you use those words all the time!"

    You ever see Dane Cook's Brain Ninja?

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CowUWnfFrL0[/YOUTUBE]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post

    Terri Schiavo was the 0.1% that didn't. She mostly said "urrgrlgruglguglg"
    i dont know who is worse Grimm, you for saying it, or me, for actually laughing out loud at it.
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    ^^ You and me both.
    "Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counsellors, and the most patient of teachers."

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    I loves me some Grimmspeak...it always makes my day!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Terri Schiavo was the 0.1% that didn't. She mostly said "urrgrlgruglguglg"

    i was wondering where that line in msdeb's signature came from!
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    ^^^ its been a few days and i'm still laughing at that line. the worlds biggest internet penis has a grand sense of humor
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    i also say "I HOPE you do" - that also is a threat ..
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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