January 27th, 2008, 01:19 AM
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Join Date: May 2007
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The Cat in the Hat on aging
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad-can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years
Have come at last
The Golden Years
Can kiss my ass
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