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    Elite Member DontMindMe's Avatar
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    Default The Cat in the Hat on aging

    I cannot see
    I cannot pee
    I cannot chew
    I cannot screw
    Oh my God, what can I do?
    My memory shrinks
    My hearing stinks
    No sense of smell
    I look like hell
    My mood is bad-can you tell?
    My body's drooping
    Have trouble pooping
    The Golden Years
    Have come at last
    The Golden Years
    Can kiss my ass

    President Barack Obama
    Sounds amazing, doesn't it?

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    that is hilarious!

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    OMG that's great!

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