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    Default Product of the day: upholstered vajayjay






    Oh, the wonders of Craigslist! For a hefty price, take a load off with this one-of-a-kind, handmade, upholstered vajayjay. Not only is it comfy, but it's anatomically correct clitoris headrest and all! This was someone's prized art school project, but the owner must do away with the couch cuz the boyfriend got jealous she no longer has space for it. And buyer beware: "the couch has some scuff marks and stains around the bottom. . ."





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    it does look really comfortable though. like a taco duvet.
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    I wonder if that guy needs help to get up. It doesn't look very practical

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    Will it give me herpes?
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    Do I need a condom to use it ?

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    Will it go down on me, too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post
    "the couch has some scuff marks and stains around the bottom. . ."

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    Ew.
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    At least it's not bleeding.
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    That's just wrong to have a young boy sitting in it

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    OMG a vagina couch?!!!

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    i'd be the one you'd be reading about that ended up dead in it, and family members finding my corpse in it, days after.
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    I'm sinking back into the womb..
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    Shall we all club together and buy it for Grimm? He's into soft furnishings and interior design.
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