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    Check your brain at the door and prepare to be flabbergasted.

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    A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male prescence, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire.

    [Yes. It should (be legal). Otherwise you're screwing over the women who don't deserve their fate.]

    Are you calling them victims now? Should've stayed in the house where it's safe.
    I have no words..
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    [about a girl being born with mental disabilities]

    This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

    if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state

    Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this .
    "sins committed while still inside the womb" - what . the . hell??

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    ooooh, good...a new time waster for work today! thanks aabbcc!
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    If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol
    If your original Hebrew disagrees with my original King James --- your original Hebrew is wrong. If your original Hebrew agrees with my original King James, your original Hebrew is right.

    these are just hilarious:
    What does a functioning brain have to do with the Bible?
    "Make sure your answer uses Scripture, not logic."
    To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible.
    Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

    Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!
    Jesus is not a Jew. Jesus was Jewish.
    The word of God has been in heaven forever. The KJV has always been there. The so called Hebrew words like Alleluia are English words. The English did not borrow them from the Hebrew but rather the Hebrew borrowed them from the English. If the KJV has always been there and is the original word of God then there is no other conclusion. The same can be said for any so called Greek words that were borrowed from the Greek or transliterated. It is a matter of what bias you approach this particular subject.

    it still shocks me that people can be this retarded.
    I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld

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    OMG - I just spent the last 30 minutes laughing my ass off!

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    "To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible."

    In my eyes, it explains everything, lol!
    "In the face of the blinding sun, I wake only to find
    that Heaven is a stranger place than than one I've left behind." - SM

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    Where do they find these people? Such stupidity.
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    ^^Under rocks. They show them the light of day, tell 'em that God created it and get them drunk on holy wine to seal the deal.
    "In the face of the blinding sun, I wake only to find
    that Heaven is a stranger place than than one I've left behind." - SM

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    Could someone post them all, work blocked the site
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.

    Trinidad and Tobago, CARM [Comments (289)] [2006-Oct-01]


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    One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added]

    awesomestnerd, SmashBoards [Comments (218)] [2005-Nov-07]


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    Just recently my son Bobby came out to me. I had been worried for awhile. His teachers said most of his grades were slipping and he seemed depressed and withdrawn.

    Bobby said he'd been hiding it for awhile because he was afraid I would reject him. I sat him down and told him that I loved him and that God loved him, but that his salvation was in danger if he did not resist his unnatural tempations. I told him how being gay would mean he would live a shorter life, and that if he couldnt change his orientation he could be celibate like most the ex-gays are. He started crying saying something along the lines of "I knew you wouldnt understand! You're just like everyone else!" before running to his room and slamming the door.

    What did I do wrong? I dont want to lose my son, but I fear I already have. I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I've dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs). I wouldnt be surprised if he's the one who's feeding my son all the homosexual propaganda about how its 'ok' to be gay. That, or how homosexuality has engulfed the media, making it seem 'cool' and 'hip' and how they were just another oppressed minority. You didnt have to worry about seeing two men making out on tv at my age! I dont want to sound like a fanatic, but Im worried what other effects will come out of this increasingly secular, immoral society obsessed with filth.

    Am I too late? Or is it possible to save my son


    [Note: the boy eventually took his own life.]

    Betty, Unidiversal [Comments (386)] [2006-Dec-10]


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    Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that's just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it's not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn't the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is.

    Trinidad and Tobago, CARM [Comments (233)] [2007-Mar-01]


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    Athiests as a Majority

    This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
    ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
    ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
    ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
    ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

    The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

    ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
    ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
    ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
    ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
    ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
    ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
    ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
    ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
    ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

    Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

    ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
    ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

    The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

    RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

    THE END

    Scary, isn't it?

    The Prince of Pain, GameTalk [Comments (411)] [2007-Jan-01]

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    I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!

    Linda, Good news prayer room [Comments (2881)] [2006-Oct-28]


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    [about a girl being born with mental disabilities]

    This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

    if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state

    Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this

    god tests every one of us [emphasis added]

    theSAVED, Penny Arcade [Comments (196)] [2007-Jan-14]


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    There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least.

    AV1611VET, Christian Forums [Comments (100)] [2006-Sep-12]


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    You got it backwards.

    Creationism is based upon science, reason and tons of evidence.

    Evolution is based on the blind acceptance of superstitions and fairy tales.

    CRASH, Theology Online [Comments (155)] [2006-Jul-18]

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    I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie

    JohnR7, Christian forums [Comments (216)] [2006-Nov-04]


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    [on the sunject of a Bible printing company]

    Yes, that is a great company. I bought one of their large print version (old eyes... what can I say?).

    The only thing I don't like about them is they sell foreign language versions of the KJB. I don't think that's right. We know the only true translation is the 1600's version in English.

    It's too risky for anybody to translate that into other languages. Mistakes can creep in... and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English.

    leyenda , KJB only [Comments (139)] [2007-Aug-06]

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    I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it.

    TexasSky, Christian Forums [Comments (75)] [2006-Aug-24]


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    [Replying to 'as for not seeing evolution it takes several million years... incase you missed that memo...']

    several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years.

    Queen of the tigers, Gaia [Comments (129)] [2006-Apr-19]

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    If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol

    Gods soldier, Myspace [Comments (169)] [2006-Feb-03]


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    [continuing his hard-on for the KJV]

    If your original Hebrew disagrees with my original King James --- your original Hebrew is wrong. If your original Hebrew agrees with my original King James, your original Hebrew is right.

    AV1611VET, Christian Forums [Comments (117)] [2006-Jul-20]

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    I honestly don't care about your rights. If it were up to me, all Atheists would be burnt at the stake and or cast into a river with weights tied to their ankles and or placed before the firing squad, etc etc etc.

    Apologist, IIDB [Comments (153)] [2006-Jul-05]

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    [Am I in discussion with a human who has a functioning brain?]

    What does a functioning brain have to do with the Bible?

    LittleLambofJesus, Christian Forums [Comments (120)] [2006-Oct-16]

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    How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that

    1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys

    2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them

    3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years

    4.how come we cant speak monkey

    Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread

    coolstylinstud, Christian Forums [Comments (150)] [2005-Jul-03]


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    Seriously, does anybody ever cry at an Atheist's funeral?

    I mean, since Atheists have no value whatsoever as human
    beings (they're not even human, but only inhuman animals),
    since Atheists are nothing but miserable Liars, Cowards
    and Murderers, after all, why would anybody in their
    right mind weep over the dead rotting corpse, or bone
    chips and ashes (that get mixed together with those of
    others from the crematory) of a worthless dead Atheist?

    And what epitaph do you engrave on an Atheist's grave
    marker? "Here lies the only good Atheist, which is a
    dead Atheist". What else is there say? Nothing at all.
    No last words, no last rites, no flowers, no anything.

    Every time an Atheist dies, the world is better off as
    a result of that dead Atheist being dead, & its damned
    God-forsaken soul burning in the fiery pits of Hades.

    Which begs another related question, do Atheists cry at
    funerals? If so, why? Since Atheists hate God, and they
    hate Family, and they hate Country, who are they crying
    for? It is true: The only good Atheist is a dead Atheist.

    Daniel Joseph Min, alt.atheism [Comments (183)] [2007-Jan-07]

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    [One Christian speaking to another]

    You are banned. You are not a Christian for Christians don't accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian.

    Troy, Bibliocality [Comments (1052)] [2006-Feb-07]


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    A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male prescence, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire.

    [Yes. It should (be legal). Otherwise you're screwing over the women who don't deserve their fate.]

    Are you calling them victims now? Should've stayed in the house where it's safe.

    Uberbeliever, Christian Forums [Comments (163)] [2007-Jan-24]

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    What is called 'Science' today and 'scientists' consist of the same old gang of witch doctors, sorcerers, tellers of tales, the 'Priest-Entertainers' for the common people. 'Science' consists of a weird, way-out occult concoction of jibberish theory-theology... nothing good has ever come from 'science' --- In fact, technology is not in any way related to the web of idiotic scientific theory. ALL inventors have been anti-science. The Wright brothers said: "Science theory held us up for years. When we threw out all science, started from experiment and experience, then we invented the airplane." By the way, airplanes all fly level on this Plane earth!

    The Fact the Earth is Flat is not my opinion, it is a Proved Fact! While all we need to know is that the Bible says the Earth is flat (Is.40:22, Ez.7:2, Dn.2:35; 4:10-11,20, Mt.4:8)... but for a second can you imagine what these so-called 'scientists would have us believe --- If the earth really was round, that would mean there arre people who are HANGING DOWN, HEAD DOWNWARDS while we are standing head up? But since the theory allows to travel to those parts of the earth where the people are said to hand head downward, and still to fancy ourselves to be heads upwards, and our friends whom we have left behind us to be heads downwards! LOL! What foolishness! TheWHOLE THING IS A MYTH - A DREAM - A DELUSION - and a snare, and, instead of there being any evidence at all in this direction to substantiate this popular theory, it is plain proof that the Earth is Not A Globe!

    Also, be sure to know the Sun and Moon are about 3,000 miles away are both 32 miles across. The Planets are 'tiny.' Sun and Moon do Move, earth does NOT move, whirl, spin or gyrate (1 Sam.2:8, 1 Chr.16:30; Job 9:6, 38:4-6; Ps.96:10, 104:5, Is.13:10, Mic.6:2). Australians do NOT hang by their feet under the world... this is a FACT, not a theory! Also a Fact the Spinning, Whirling, Gyrating Ball World Planet, Globe Idea is Entirely 100% now and at all times in the Past, a RELIGIOUS DOCTRINE... a Blind Dogmatic Article of Faith in the Religion for the Blind unreasoning beast of prey. No earthly reason for a Sane, Upright Member of the Elite True Christians to subscribe to it. Also a Fact, today the Elite of Earth ALL live on the Flat World. Only the illogical, unreasoning "herd"... prefers the way-out occult weird theology of the old Greek superstitution earth a spinning ball! Both Copernecious and Newton, the inventors of the "modern" superstitions (400 year OLD modern) have said: "It is not possible for a Sane reasonable person to ever really believe these Theories." Thus sayeth Newton-Copernecious. What sayeth THOU?

    KettleWhistle, Israel Forum [Comments (146)] [2007-Mar-02]


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    This past spring I was expelled from my high school. Why? Because I'm a Christian. There was a girl in my class who was wiccan, and I didn't want demons to possess me or anyone else and save her from satan. So, I told her that her faith was evil and told her to accept Jesus as Savior and she would be saved. Simple as that. Just say the sinners prayer and you can be saved!

    Well I got sent to the principal for that. She said I was 'discriminating' against her religion. I was only doing what the Bible, God, Jesus and my pastor said! How is that wrong!?

    Well, afterwards I was forced to aplologize, even though it's a sin to, so I never meant what I said. So, instead I put a copy of a Jack Chick tract in her locker about how wicca and a paganism lead to murder, rape and other horrible things because it lets the devil get inside of you. I also left a little note about how she was going to hell. I was hoping she would see the error of her ways and repent from the evil, disgusting 'religion'.

    Instead I was called down to the principal again and this time there were two police officers there. And they said I was under arrest for harrasing this girl and threatening her! What did I do? I just wanted her to accept Jesus and be saved! Now her family (all evil, stupid, disgusting god hating wiccans) want to sue me for discrimination and creating a hostile workplace! How is that fair? She's the one who's discriminating against me because I'm one with the LORD!

    Jesus is the only way to salvation! It's that simple people! No pope, wicca, or anything stupid like that! JESUS ONLY! Why is is wrong to tell others that? It's all the fault of the ACLU and simlar atheist organizations trying to destroy us Christians. Next they'll want to genocide us for doing our Godly work.

    Meg, Myspace [Comments (163)] [2007-Aug-11]

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    "Make sure your answer uses Scripture, not logic."

    cdevidal, CARM [Comments (67)] [2007-Apr-01]

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    [Talking about an eleven year old girl who was raped and then buried alive]

    god was sacrificing this child as a way to show others the light. much as he did his own child. what a beautiful gift he has given us.

    Howie R, Yahoo Answers [Comments (150)] [2007-Nov-08]

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    Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history.

    Pat Robertson, Quotes From the Religious Right [Comments (212)] [2007-Nov-09]


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    The other day while installing some new fiber optics cables for a satellite array I overheard some coworkers talking about quarks. Quarks are supposedly tiny particles that nobody can see and nobody has any use for. So why do we know about them? What good does it possibly do us to know what a quark is? Just another example of useless science, and wasted money on the so called research needed for this great discovery.

    I seriously have to wornder about people who spend their free time thinking about things like quarks or quasars. There are more important things to do.

    As far as I am concerned if an answer to a question isn't in the bible, then the you have no business asking the question. A few years ago when my wife suddenly had to get an emergency c-section I was scared. But I didnt turn to any book about quarks. Luckily I had my palm pilot with me, which just happened to have the entire King James bible on it! I read a few passages that gave me the strength to pray for her and the baby to get through this ordeal. I sure didn't need any useless trivia books about quarks to find comfort in.

    I have very little use for science. In fact it is in impediment to getting close to God.

    [Someone points out the obvious fact that c-sections and computers are a benefit of science.]

    You are confusing TECHNOLOGY with SCIENCE.

    Technology and science are often lumped together, but are totally separate and unrelated things.

    Technology makes peoples lives easier. Technology is the product of inventive geniuses who were inspired by God. Inventions and innovations improve life.

    Science causes confustion and makes things complicated. Everytime there is a new discovery the old discoveries and old wisdom are discarded! And theories get more and more complex. Science makes people confused and complicates things. Who is the author of confusion? Satan of course. The bible it the opposite of science. Biblical wisdom NEVER CHANGES, and anyone can get it. Scientific wisdom is always changing and contradicting itself, and really nobody gets it.

    Please don't insult our intelligence by lumping science and technology together. They are as different at night and day.

    spreadingtheword, 123 Christian Forums [Comments (91)] [2006-Aug-16]

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    A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages the child then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girl's sister.

    Kirabellydancer , YouTube [Comments (86)] [2007-Oct-21]


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    The only solution we have to stop gays from recruiting other people is to cut off the source. They need to be taken to specialized containment centers where they will be forced to become straight and accept Jesus as thier savior and to repent from their disgusting, wicket, hatful, devilish ways. Those that refuse to go can either be forced, or banished from society in other specialized communities where they have no connetion to the outside world at all. Most would die of AIDS anyway. Anyone who refused any of the answers to make them better would have to be killed or banished.

    Meg, Myspace [Comments (110)] [2007-Aug-24]


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    Me and like-minded Christian students are trying to organize a mock stoning of openly gay students at our campus. We will be using crumpled up gray/brown construction paper to represent rocks, and will recite bible verses in opposition to their sinful nature. We will throw a volley or two of these "rocks" at every Gay person we happen to encounter that day.

    Rebelscum954, CARM [Comments (149)] [2007-Sep-12]


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    To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible.

    Ia Orana, MSN Miss Manners [Comments (71)] [2008-Jan-01]


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    A woman for president is a bad idea. Hillary for president is even worse. Do you think America never had a woman for president by coincidence?

    [You can transfer that logic to black people, seeing as there's been no black presidents - Anyway it's incredibly insensitive, stupid and unbased.]

    As stupid as you think it sounds I totally agree. Blacks should not ever be in positions of power. They should be suppressed back in to slavery.

    bricks00usa, Christian Forums [Comments (73)] [2007-Aug-21]


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    Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

    Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!

    EnemyPartyII, Christianforums.com [Comments (99)] [2007-Dec-02]


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    Do you know what medical students are exposed to as they are learning about medicine? In one college course, students were required to "examine" other stripped down students! This is abominable. Is it worth it to go through that kind of education and ignore God's Word? Looking on nakedness is a shameful and intolerable thing. And most employment for doctors and nurses requires looking on other people's nakedness (bathing patients, giving shots, operating, examining, etc.) What will we do as people who have been bought at the very high price of the blood of God? What will be most important to us? Our careers... or our integrity as priests of God?

    Jesus lovers in Indianapolis, Modest Dress (part 4) [Comments (89)] [2008-Jan-09]

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    It is not known whether God created oil when he made the earth 6000 years ago, or whether oil and coal deposits were gene during Noah's flood 4000 years ago. It does not mattter. What does matter is if you don't believe that God created the earth 6000 years ago, you are going to Hell.

    unfit_commander, Yahoo answers! [Comments (53)] [2008-Jan-15]


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    Apes are just creatures twisted by Satan to mock Jesus by giving EVILolition credibility. Further more they are naturally lust crazed for human women. Since they are not natural creatures they should be exterminated forthwith as the tools of evil they are.



    BJ Tabor, Blogs4Brownback [Comments (108)] [2007-Aug-01]

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    A missionary I knew watched a bullet headed for him do a RIGHT ANGLE before it got to him.

    MartyrInTraining, FulfilledProphecy.com [Comments (110)] [2007-Jan-08]


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    One theory is that the pre-Flood Earth had a canopy of ice above it that squeezed the atmosphere down to, say, 15 miles [...] If you squeezed the air down to 15 miles - instead of 100 - it would be more clear because there would be less distortion - atmospheric twinkle it's called. And probably this canopy of ice would act as a photo-amplifier where you would actually see things much more clearly. That's one theory that [in] the pre-Flood world you don't need a telescope - you could see incredibly well.

    Kent Hovind, kent-hovind.com [Comments (70)] [2007-Nov-13]


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    If the Bible is wrong when it tells us it is infallible, then it contradicts itself. If it contradicts itself, then it is unreliable. If it is unreliable, then our faith is totally shattered and Christianity is a lie. You need to seriously reconsider your logic.

    uscchica09, BibleForums.org [Comments (46)] [2006-Sep-03]


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    Top Ten Signs you're a dumbass atheist:

    10. You vigorously deny the existence of God, yet you frequently blame him for everything that is wrong in modern society.
    9. You repeatedly insist that man did not, in fact, evolve from an ape. Apes and men both evolved from another species who did not resemble Curious George in any way.
    8. You criticize Christians who don't know their Bible, yet you have never opened any of Darwin's texts.
    7. While all created evidence and reasoning point to a Creator and absolute truth, you prefer to hide behind relativism and a theory of evolution which does not, in fact, describe the creation of the universe at all.
    6. You can't seem to understand the fundamental differences between fundamental Muslims and fundamental Christians (hint: strap-on TNT)
    5. You willingly attribute all historical atrocities in Europe to a demographic that contained approximately 100% of Europeans during the period in question.
    4. You also like to ignore the beneficial discoveries of the aforementioned demographic.
    3. You don't realize that a closed system can be defined however the observer wants, so you throw out technological phrases to try to ignore the implications of thermodynamics.
    2. You accuse Christians of being hateful and you hope that they DIAF.
    1. Your biggest complaint is that these typically hopeful and caring people want to share the greatest single thing in their life with you. You're like an idiot who wipes with winning lottery tickets. Clap. Clap.

    Clap.

    Agent C2H6O, fark [Comments (78)] [2006-Sep-05]


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    [When asked to prove the existence of a soul, in order to validate his claim that life begins at conception]

    I don't have to "prove" anything.

    You see, I have this wonderful thing called "faith" and with that I have no need of proof.

    It's me, Free Republic [Comments (49)] [2006-Sep-04]


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    [on why homosexuality is wrong and not natural]

    When two guy's have sex they can only penetrate eachother through the crack which I think is disgusting because of all the crap that's in there. They both must face the same direction and thus one guy's twig and berries will be projecting from the two. Because no man has a vagina they can't become one flesh when having normal sex.

    Women don't have Jimmy and his two buddies hanging around so they can't naturally penetrate eachother and become one flesh.

    Oral with dudes can't be natural because the legs will be poking out from different directions as will the ladies if they participate in oral sex.

    Oral with the opposite sex still isn't natural because you still have the leg issue and often someone is further down if they are not on top of eachother.

    Anal with opposites is still excluded from natural sex because once again your are sticking your think in a crap hole and a womans tits are usually projecting outward.

    When the Bible is speaking of becoming one flesh it literally means that there is nothing sticking out in the clear and that the man and woman are facing eachother. Face to Face.

    Captain Planet '08 , Myspace [Comments (87)] [2006-Sep-22]

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    Jesus is not a Jew. Jesus was Jewish.

    awesomelegend, gaiaonline.com [Comments (80)] [2006-Nov-18]


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    [Would you please tell us what your scientific qualifications (for evaluating evolution) are? What is your profession?]

    My qualification is I'm a God-fearing college dropout redneck hick landlord who goes after darwinism with freaking vengeance....and I just happen to have the truth on my side.

    supersport, Theology Web [Comments (80)] [2007-Jan-28]


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    The word of God has been in heaven forever. The KJV has always been there. The so called Hebrew words like Alleluia are English words. The English did not borrow them from the Hebrew but rather the Hebrew borrowed them from the English. If the KJV has always been there and is the original word of God then there is no other conclusion. The same can be said for any so called Greek words that were borrowed from the Greek or translite. It is a matter of what bias you approach this particular subject.

    Donskey, King James Bible Only [Comments (83)] [2007-Jan-26]

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    What the heathen Statue of Liberty really means


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    Freedom to seek asylum in America from the rightful stigmatization of true criminality in other nations

    Freedom to practice homosexuality or lesbianism

    Freedom to murder innocent human embryos and fetuses

    Freedom to publicly blaspheme God

    Freedom to worship satan (Note: we do not capitalize the word satan even when it begins a sentence).

    Freedom to practice obstetrics and gynecology as a male physician

    Freedom to make and sell pornography

    Freedom from the death penalty for death-worthy crimes

    Freedom to abandon children to daycare and public schools while seeking the fleeting American dream.

    Freedom to make a living off foolish, vain and immoral employment.

    Freedom to abandon parents to nursing homes.

    Freedom to wrongly serve in government as homosexuals, lesbians and other high criminals.

    Freedom for women to foolishly seek to be equal with men.

    Freedom to foolishly petition the government for immoral interests.

    Freedom to receive food stamps, veteran benefits and other federal financial benefits while a criminal or muderer in prison.

    Freedom to elect moral criminals such as homosexuals, lebians, murderers, robbers and other criminals to government positions.

    Freedom to make heroes and celebrities out of deathworthy criminals.

    Freedom to sell and purchase crime tools and art of muderers.

    Freedom to produce and make megabucks off violent and murderous video games, toys, movies and music in order to teach children how to become violent and murderers.




    Robert T. Lee, Ten Commandments [Comments (106)] [2006-Dec-19]


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    God revealed to me two things about the timing of the rapture. God specifically told me 2007 was the year, because I was only going to have from 3 to 3 1/2 years to spread the message after my book was published.

    Shelby Corbitt, 2007rapture.com [Comments (249)] [2008-Jan-01]

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    The only thing a kid will learn in an American public school is that homosexuality is good, and America is bad. There is no way, under any considerations, circumstances, or conditions, that my kid will attend one of our leftist public brain laundries.

    Wolseley, Christian Forums [Comments (49)] [2006-Sep-02]


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    In the real world homosexuals (especially males) are generally predatory perverts who wouldn't think twice about bedding a 14 yo boy. You want to think that "Will and Grace" is a realistic picture of homosexuality. You're wrong. It doesn't show the incredibly widespread depression, drug use, disease and utter depravity of teh homosexual fetish community. These are people who are deeply ashamed of thier fetish, but that have been pushed by certain radical elements to publicize thier perversion in order to be more widely accepted. This makes their perversion normal in their eyes and this makes it easier to find someone who will glove up and give 'em the 5-finger anal salute. It makes it easier for them to find willing BOYS to rape. I'll bet that you've never heard about the homosexual counseling clinic in Portland, OR that was shut down because the couselors there (male and female) were using it to hook up with newer and younger victims. It got hushed up by the media and the gov't in Portland because they got threatened with a discrimination lawsuit, so most people have never heard of this event. I can guarantee you, though, if it happened in Portland, it's happening elsewhere. This is just one more piece of evidence of how wrong homosexuality is. I can tell you from painful personal experience that homosexuals are truly screwed up people. Depression, drug use and suicide run rampant among homosexuals. No one talks too much about this small fact, but it's there none-the-less.

    Faithful Servant, Free Conservatives [Comments (43)] [2006-Sep-01]


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    [on why God had to have written the Bible]

    But think about it, who is smart enough to write the Holy Bible? The answer, no one.

    [...]

    How could people back then have written words with such intellegence? We were not very educated back then, we all know. So tell me, how could people back ages ago could have written the bible?

    *~Dagger Trepe~*, Eyes on Final Fantasy [Comments (38)] [2006-Sep-04]

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    [in a discussion on whether the speed of light is constant (fundies like to say it isn't)]

    Constants seldom are ... pi changes depending upon the strength of the gravitational field involved.

    MHGinTN, Free Republic [Comments (82)] [2007-Jan-03]

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    There is not a single passage or concept in the Bible that would be offensive to any human on the planet.

    Gary In Indianapolis, The Indianapolis Star Forums [Comments (82)] [2006-Oct-18]


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    Muslims countries aren’t as interested in ID because they don’t need to deal with nearly as much atheist scum evolutionists with their evolving mind tricks. All our liberties are allowing the atheists here to destroy our society. George H.W. Bush was intelligent and thoughtful enough to say that atheists shouldn’t really be citizens. Maybe his son will have the intelligence to make a similar point, maybe in his next state of the union adress outlaw evolution. He wouldn’t need to say much, simply something like “every evolutionist is now an enemy of the Republic,” and then explain why. The muslim countries know how to deal with these people(one of the rare things they do right). Why can’t we follow their lead?

    CharlesW, Uncommon Descent [Comments (62)] [2007-Jan-03]


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    If you call yourself a person of God and refuse to help arrest faggots, you belie yourself and prove you do not belong to the God who is committed to burning faggots.

    If you refuse to help arrest faggots, you really should expect to be left behind when God comes to collect His people.

    Neal Horsley, Christian Gallery [Comments (51)] [2006-Sep-04]


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    Why is it that spiders could spin and weave a million years ago, but they try to say people could only spin or weave 20,000 years ago.

    JohnR7, Christian Forums [Comments (54)] [2006-Sep-01]

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    Abbas: What would you say to the man who says that his thought life is private and doesn't affect anyone else?

    Fred: Well, I would say that's crazy. There's nothing in the Bible that would lead us to believe that. Christ would never agree with that. I know that some of the times when I was right in the very act of looking at, not pornography, but lingerie ads or some of those things, my wife would run down the stairs because she had just had a dream where she's being chased by Satan and she couldn't find me in the dream to protect her. I really think that the effects of my sin were causing my protection to be taken off of her.

    Fred Stoeker, Living True Ministries [Comments (44)] [2008-Jan-13]


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    The cult of the FSTDT is a cult of agnostics/atheists who call Jesus a liar, yet they have no reason for doing so. What FSTDT really stands for is For Satan The Demonic Teacher.

    In spite of the fact that God of the Bible is proven in the 4 Step Perfect Proof, they still remain shutting their minds down.

    When I am against something, I at least have some evidence, yet they need none because they operate as a cult.

    Churchwork, biblocality.com [Comments (211)] [2008-Jan-03]


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    [Title: "Homosexuality *IS* WRONG!"]

    It *IS* wrong. So VERY, VERY WRONG.

    How *can* anyone (other than a homosexual) claim otherwise?

    *If* it's right, why do most, if not all, homosexuals die young of diseases
    like AIDS, Hepatitis and Cancer?

    How can it be right, and natural, if the human race would become extinct
    if everyone in the world were to practice homosexuality?

    And, how can homosexuals be Christians when the Bible *clearly* states that
    homosexuality is wrong?

    Finally, why can't *anyone* answer questions like these with the truth?

    Gerald Nash, alt.atheism [Comments (65)] [2006-Sep-03]

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    "Sorry but scientists have just shown that mice DNA is more similar to humans than human DNA. So would evolutionists then declare that humans came from mice? Probably. That's because most people can't think for themselves and are confused about reality. That's why they believe anything scientists say."


    Carico, CARM [Comments (75)] [2007-Jan-09]

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    all the evolutionists, tell me something. i know how the big bang "has happened, but tell me, wouldnt an explosion, especially one that size, take away life instead of allow it? think about it.

    ex: the a-bomb, the h-bomb, grenades, cannon balls (when fired from a cannon of course), mines, rocket launchers, and anything and everything in between. they all have taken lives.

    Agaro, myspace [Comments (73)] [2006-Aug-24]

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    [Rape in the Bible]

    Women are naturally weak, they are more open to sin, then men are.

    The rapes happened in the bible yes they happened and were recorded , why to teach us a lesson, have you not heard of parables, in the Bible, these happend to teach us women not to bare are flesh or to lust.

    (So you worship a Pro-Rape God with sadistic personality disorder?)

    God allows it to happen, in the hope that it would teach us and strengthen are faith.

    It happens, but most female rape victims often bring it on themselves.

    (What a unbelievable statement! Are you for real? Please be a troll.)

    a troll? yes i am being real.

    God is not sadistic, he allows it for are sake, so we could learn.

    (So God is Satan? I'm Confused.)

    Cassie, C4forums [Comments (54)] [2006-Dec-03]


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    A few months ago I felt led to put together a "post rapture file" for my unsaved loved ones which is on my computer. My daughter knows that if she doesn't come to Christ before we go that she is to get this file and share it with everyone. I'm working on a list of names and contact info to put in the file. Anyway, today I just felt very strongly that not only should I remind her of it, but to witness to her for the 1000th time and give her complete instructions on what to do as soon as we are gone. I even went so far as to tell her as soon as we are gone that she is to go to a house that belongs to a friend since he will be gone too. It is WAY off the grid. I'm going to talk to him about it tomorrow and get directions. He loves Tiffany like his own granddaughter so I know it will be fine since all of his loved ones are going too.

    I gave her the pin # to my atm and credit cards. I told her to make sure that she plants as big a garden as she can and learn to can food. Not to worry about the kids because they will be with Nana. I'm putting instructions in the file about how to start the generator, where her Daddy's guns are and how to load them, where the spare car and truck keys are, etc., etc., etc.

    BlessHisName, Rapture Ready [Comments (101)] [2007-Aug-07]

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    (In response to Largo, FL city manager Steve Stanton announcing plans to get a sex change - which led to city commissioners voting to fire him

    Mr. Stanton is not a role model. He's proven that. I think for the sake of our young people today, you need to do what's right, and that's terminate him. ... If Jesus was here tonight, I can guarantee you he'd want him terminated. Make no mistake about it.

    Rev. Ron Sanders, St. Petersburg Times [Comments (67)] [2007-Mar-01]

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    In my opinion, if an animal in the wild like a swan is caught being gay it should be shot on sight, disinfected, and used to feed the poor.

    supersport, carm [Comments (66)] [2006-Nov-21]

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    Father Gabriele Amorth, who is Pope Benedict XVI's "caster out of demons," told Vatican Radio: "Behind Harry Potter hides the signature of the king of the darkness, the devil."

    NewsMax, newsmax.com [Comments (35)] [2006-Sep-02]


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    We prayed during our family devotions. Talitha (11 years old) and Noel and I prayed earnestly for the families affected by the calamity and for the others in our city. Talitha prayed “Please don’t let anyone blame God for this but give thanks that they were saved.” When I sat on her bed and tucked her in and blessed her and sang over her a few minutes ago, I said, “You know, Talitha, that was a good prayer, because when people ‘blame’ God for something, they are angry with him, and they are saying that he has done something wrong. That’s what “blame” means: accuse somebody of wrongdoing. But you and I know that God did not do anything wrong. God always does what is wise. And you and I know that God could have held up that bridge with one hand.” Talitha said, “With his pinky.” “Yes,” I said, “with his pinky. Which means that God had a purpose for not holding up that bridge, knowing all that would happen, and he is infinitely wise in all that he wills.”

    Talitha said, “Maybe he let it fall because he wanted all the people of Minneapolis to fear him.” “Yes, Talitha,” I said, “I am sure that is one of the reasons God let the bridge fall.”

    John Piper, Desiring God [Comments (80)] [2007-Aug-06]

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    What do the other human persons here think ?

    No doubt someone will object, saying something obviously ridiculous like, but atheists are persons.

    But clearly this is mistaken because anybody without a well developed belief in God is obviously not a full human person.

    What could be more obvious than that ?

    How many full human persons do you know without a well developed belief in God. Obviously none, because if they were full human person they would have a well developed belief in God.

    Now some people might object to killing atheists for there (and obviously it is there and not thier as they are not whos but whats ) organs but think of all the full human persons that would benifit from the organs and the medical research that could be done on these non-persons.

    How could anybody object, they are not human persons and if you think we should not kill them then that is just because of out dated ideas and because they must really just want people to suffer. For shame on you !

    So what do people think ?

    Should we kill these atheist human non-persons for the benifit of fully human persons ?

    Jason

    Jason, TheologyWeb [Comments (70)] [2007-Mar-07]


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    My drug of choice
    ...is secular music.

    I threw out all of my secular CDs a year ago, and since then I haven't bought a CD that wasn't explicitly Christian. I felt like it was something that I needed to do.

    From time to time I get in a blue funk and I try to listen to my Christian CDs...sometimes they make me feel better, but usually they don't. However, when I turn on the radio to a secular station or I play secular songs on the internet, I almost always change my mood.

    I asked the Lord about it, and he pointed out to me that some people take drugs to alter their moods...the drugs have side effects and they often cause more problems than they solve, but they take care of the problem that the person wanted them to take care of.

    So now it makes sense. Secular music is my drug and when I listen to it (like right now), I'm showing personal defeat.

    BaptistFundie, CARM [Comments (65)] [2006-Sep-06]


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    Just imagine vast fields of our sisters in Christ -- sisters brain damaged and comatosed, never to mentally return to this Earth full of sin -- inserted into pods that are themselves connected to a myriad of wires and hydraulic tubes (I know, it sounds exactly like the Matrix, and I freely admit, although it's certainly a very evil movie, some of the imagery is inspiring and inspired this post). The pods will be the most comfortable places on Earth, playing soothing music like Bible hymns and Mozart, their insides like a massage chair and covered in silk. A few intruding wires and tubes will, of course, have to connect to the women inside the pods to monitor their temperature and overall health, as well as the babies' of those that are pregnant. And of course there will be one tube reserved for the insertion of a man's seed whenever the women are at their most fertile. And only the best semen will be used. I haven't quite settled on a selection process yet, but I'm thinking some sort of Christian council could perhaps vote on the man who is honorable and moral enough to breed generations of these children. Perhaps one man won't be enough, for a little bit of diversity is always good. We should, therefore, most likely have a multitude of different men, one of each race. When the children are born, they can be sent off to special adoption centers, where they can be delivered to good Christian parents who are unable to themselves breed. Those that may be left over can be raised in God, brought up in Christian schools, where prayers are said thrice daily (at least), and in the summer, they can be sent to Jesus camp. If the schools are as good as I envision, then these children will make the perfect leaders for our future. But not just leaders, for if this idea is near as good as I am thinking, we will breed enough of these children to one day make up a huge percentage of our population, such that they can elect only the most Christian of people to the government. So even those that are not the brightest and best can contribute to God in some way.


    Nathaniel, Jesus Loves Everything [Comments (117)] [2007-Sep-13]


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    I have no suggestions on what the Cheneys should do in this situation, but I can tell you what I did.

    I have a gay daughter and have been loving and accepting of her and her partner, but not of their lifestyle. We have made clear our opinions, but my wife and I do not make life uncomfortable for them because of our opinions.

    When they announced that they were going to try and get pregnant, we sat them down and explained our position. We explained why we believed that children should have a mother and a father and told them that, should they go though with this, we would sue for custody of our grandchild. We assured them that living in the South that we had a better than even chance of winning.

    Though they were not happy with our decision, they still visited and were welcomed and we have always been welcomed at their home. They thought of moving elsewhere but didn't like any of the places with more liberal laws. (A lesson in how liberalism ruins a place) It has now been eight years and still no babies.

    MEGoody, freerepublic [Comments (107)] [2007-May-31]

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    No one knows what's happening until the flood comes (according to Matthew). And the flood is here - it refers to the apocalypse. There is a huge amount of supporting evidence on the site. For example, there is evidence for the wh0re of Babylon due to a 666 mile long penis in Mexico.

    alasdair, Christianity Board [Comments (76)] [2006-Dec-02]


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    (What do doctors who perform abortions deserve?)

    I vote death.....

    It will be a double whammy... kill the murderer and we will be one less liberal too.

    Shalom, theology online [Comments (247)] [2006-Oct-29]

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    I think there are a lot more cases of people being agnostic or atheistic, but then getting off drugs in order to become Christians. I don't know any Christians who actually do drugs. That to me seems like more of an escape from reality that non-religious folk tend to get into.

    It would take a lot of drugs to convince me that I could know anything about myself and the world by being an atheist. It would also take a lot of drugs to convince me, if I were an atheist, that morality had more meaning than the indigestion I felt when I drank bad water in Mexico.

    Michael Flowers, Myspace [Comments (54)] [2006-Oct-01]


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    so you think if no one believed in any religion there would be no wars or fighting? i think it would be worse. i know if i didn't fear god's judgement i would have killed many many

    cajunXLVII, GameFAQs [Comments (55)] [2006-Sep-06]


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    I hope one day, that you all scream out in pain from the Pits of hell at us in heaven, you jew Bastards!


    AryanaAquillia, FSTDT Comments [Comments (39)] [2006-Aug-25]


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    [Replying to another poster's opinion that people who not only claim not to be gay, but vehemently hate homosexuals in general, are probably homosexual too]

    Your opinion as a homosexual is worthless. You are engaging in criminal, abnormal and sociopathic behaviour and have no credibility. You need to be institutionalized in a facility for the criminally insane.

    Gallus07, IMDb [Comments (34)] [2006-Sep-05]


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    Homosexual relationships
    Homosexual marriage
    Pedophilia
    Zoophilia
    They are all lined up. The anti-family agenda of the Left is prepared, and each item will be pushed in turn until, bit by bit, enough people say, about each of the items: "Not that there's anything wrong with it..."


    ClearCase_guy, Free Republic [Comments (56)] [2006-Dec-01]

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    [Full article includes pictures of women playing sports]

    However, if you look at pictures of female athletes who play sports or observe them on the playing fields, you will notice that many develop strong, muscular bodies. Female athletes also sneer, wince, push, and fight just like the men. I notice these things all the time in pictures in our hometown newspaper. The sneers are most obvious; they make young women very unfeminine. The masculine uniforms and sweaty bodies aren’t very attractive, either.
    [...]
    I propose that sports greatly hinders the development of godly, Biblical, feminine character. Parents today expend extraordinary amounts of time and energy taking their daughters from one sports event to another, week after week, even to the point where it exhausts the family and family resources. The fruits we see are that today’s Christian women are often ill-prepared to be Biblically obedient wives and mothers.

    I also notice when driving by our public school grounds and sports fields another phenomenon taking place: the young girls are trained in sports right along with the boys. To me, this can only be degrading to the boys. In some cases, girls regularly participate on boys' sports teams, and therefore compete against the boys themselves. During the past decade, more and more girls participated in wrestling; since there were no girls' wrestling teams, they joined the boys' teams and competed against the boys. I read about one school where the boys refused to wrestle the girls and forfeited their matches; there could be no greater embarrassment to them than to lose to a girl, not to mention it likely violated their sense of masculine chivalry. So not only is female sports participation degrading the feminine nature of women, in many cases it degrades the developing masculinity in boys.

    Scott Jonas, Ladies Against Feminism [Comments (97)] [2006-Oct-06]

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    (You don't get to make one or have one, you're a man. I know.. I know.. the powerlessness is immasculating... and that's the real problem isn't it. Real secure men, they can deal with that.)

    Real secure men will stand up to any woman in the world and say it is wrong to kill a unborn child. You are destroying your future if you kill your unborn child. That is the real deal. You can spew that pro-planned parenthood dribble if you want too. But Abortion will always be evil. Abortion will always be ugly. And someday the Men will retake America and put it back on track and ensure that all life is protected from conception to natural death.

    HM3 Ratigan USN 1987-1993, Once a Doc Always a DOC, Myspace [Comments (40)] [2007-May-02]

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    All elements in the universe (periodic table) get their properties based on their combinations of 3 specific sub-atomic components. Protons, Neutrons, & Electrons. No element has the same combination. (ie...Gold has 79 protons, 118 neutrons, 79 electrons)Carbon (man) has 6 protons, 6 neutrons, 6 electrons. [666]. This will be the number in which the Anti-Christ will be identified by. And because a clone does not have working sexual organs, this explains why a "cloned" Anti-Christ will not have need for a woman.

    How do you think this was written in God's word about the anti-Christ being a man that his number will be 666? When the knowledge of protons, neutrons, and electrons was not even known? It is because the word was written just like God said. It was inspired by God, to where man could write it without flaw. And the knowledge was God knowledge, not the knowledge of man.

    ikester7579, Bibleforums [Comments (68)] [2008-Jan-12]


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    I am 100% pro-life, unless we're talking about capital punishment, in which case I am 100% pro-death.

    B®ent, Christian Forums [Comments (64)] [2007-Mar-01]

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    ok so for school my homework was to read a book on evolution in biology. i didnt want to do it but i had to because i need a good grade in biology. well anyways i waited till the last minute to do it, at like 130 in the morning before school. and i was at my hosue alone in my room. i started to open the book but then i got a really cold feeling. i looked around and nothing was there. i tried opening it again and then it seemed the walls started shaking and i thought i heard a voice saying 'beware the way of heathens' i was just wondering if this was god trying to keep me away. also, should i not do my homework to stay good to jesus mk thanks LoLz.

    guitar_nate, War of the Angels Main Menu [Comments (67)] [2006-Sep-07]

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    ["The evolutionists are only here to throw sh*t on the Christians... that is their sole purpose... ]

    Exactly!

    The enemies of Christianity know that their pseudo science is bogus, fake, phony and fraudulent. They can fool some of the people some of the time, but they can't fool the vast majority of people.

    The only reedeming feature about these neo anti-Christians is that there are so few of them and, hence, easily annihilable.

    And the battle continues as it has for 2 thousands years.


    stultorum, Free Republic [Comments (56)] [2006-Oct-16]


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    "According to evolutionists, it's a fact that aliens ruled the planet before the dinosaurs because that can't be disproven.

    We have deformed skulls to prove that these aliens once had ape-like foreheads, and some walked on 2 legs and others walked on 4 legs. And since there have been confirmed sightings of alien spacecraft, that proves that they have come back to check on how things are going on planet earth.

    We don't know who the first alien was, but from the few skulls and bones we have, we can tell that there were millions of them. Then when they had explored planet earth, they found it boring and decided to leave but not before some of them had died here which is why we still have their skulls and bones. From them, we can tell what they wore, what color eyes they had, and that they were covered in hair. These are what evolutionists call facts, so we've proven that aliens once ruled the planet earth."

    Carico, CARM [Comments (51)] [2006-Dec-14]

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    Ken Ham, Answers in Genesis [Comments (56)] [2006-Sep-10]


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    [Discussing whether to give tracts to children in Halloween, a poster says: "I just think that we need to be respectful of our neighbors, and the parenting decisions that others make.. and I question whether distributing tracts might violate that principal"]

    When I see a child, especially children of non
    christians, I always think of how that child is being brought up not being told
    about the Lord. We shouldn't have to wait until that child grows up (IF they live
    that long) to tell them the Good news. I can understand your point though but
    the difference is that we KNOW the truth. Other faiths do not.

    LivnForChrist, Rapture Ready [Comments (37)] [2006-Sep-03]

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    [on whether or not it is okay to have an abortion if the mother's life is at risk]

    You're saying that murder is wrong in all instances except one. No it is not murder to tell the mother to not have the abortion, you need to tell her how to get saved so she can get saved. If that is the mothers day to die anyway, God is going to take her in another way. It is God's choice when we die.

    katyanne, Teens4christ [Comments (44)] [2007-Jan-02]


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    Of-course religious people do bad things some But at least their religion forces them to acknowledge within themselves the evil they do. Atheists have no such guidance. They are just like psychopaths! Cold, mechanical, soul-dead!

    Mullah, C4forums [Comments (36)] [2006-Nov-01]

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    ["When you or your family members go to the doctor, do you get antibiotics developed to treat drug-resistant bacteria, or do you insist that because evolution doesn't exist you should be just fine with the drugs from twenty years ago?"]

    Frankly, I would never take an antibiotic; there are far safer and more effective treatments, but all that aside, nothing that you mention above has the slightest connection to evolution. You are propagandising by attempting to mix evolutionism with biochemistry.

    Editor-Surveyor, Free Republic [Comments (46)] [2008-Jan-13]

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    [Reviewing "Letter to a Christian Nation"]

    how much longer will I have to endure atheistic christophobia? Atheism is a religion, and let me cite some doctrines: (if you are an atheist, I'm sorry, but you WILL agree with these, no matter how many pink unicorn or "lack of belief" proclamations you make)

    I AM AN ATHEIST, HERE IS SOMETHING TRUE ABOUT ME:
    ATHEIST TENANT OF FAITH: The CRUSADES is an amazing example that I Love to cite in order to illustrate how wicked and vile Christianity is

    REBUTTAL: The crusades were GOOD. If it weren't for the crusades the Muslim invaders would have conquered Europe and you'd be praying to Allah right now. Thank God (or the IPF for you atheists) the Crusaders pushed the Muslilm hoarde out of Europe and threw them back into the desert. Jihadian Mohammadans invaded Europe, and your damn straight Europe had a right to defend itself

    ATHEIST TENANT OF FAITH #2) There is a magical "cosmic law" to the universe- unproven- but still I believe it that says "wherever conditions for life exist, life will somehow manage to squirm itself out"
    REBUTTAL: None needed, this little statement is obviously faith

    ATHEIST TENANT OF FAITH #3) Advanced, benevolent aliens exist. I really believe this...I *need* to believe this
    REBUTTAL: Yes, my little atheist friend, I know you do. Its ok, I understand.
    [...]
    ATHEIST TENANT OF FAITH #5) Xians are inferior in intelligence to the superior minded atheist. I am on a higher plane of thinking than those irrational xians. Their puny minds are no match to mine.
    REBUTTAL: I know, my wittle atheist, how important it is for you to believe that. Its ok, I know you are insecure and really need to see yourself in a superior light. It's kind of like natural selection: the weaker get extinguished and sometimes you feel like you are being smothered by the xians and need to cry out "TYRRANY OF THE MAJORITY!" and appeal to a Constitution that appeals to an absolute moral law. The sad thing is, my little atheist friend, is that your contradiction is all too obvious.

    Atheists are emotion&gt;logic, Im sorry but its true. Now please click "not helpful" on my review...let that anti-xian rage flow

    Marshill, Amazon.com Review [Comments (66)] [2006-Sep-24]


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    I'm not talking about a simple power outage. I'm talking about enriched plutonium which comes from the conversion of uranium into WMD. It is considered the most dangerous substance known to man and absolutely will shut off the electricity present in planes. All any terrorist has to do is drop large quantities of plutonium from airplanes onto American soil and it will render electricity completely useless. And the chain reaction that will occur from the US shutting down will be global. We Americans have had the capacity to do that to our enemies for years. I had erroneoulsy thought that atheists knew that since they claim to know so much about our universe.

    [Emphasis added]

    But as usual, you haven't thought things through at all and are speaking from ignorance again.

    Carico, CARM [Comments (70)] [2006-Nov-09]

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    [This is from a comic that is geared towards teens. This is from the comic on Evolution]

    Don't you know that evolution is basically a racist concept? Some evolutionists still teach that white people evolved from "negroes" who evolved from apes-- Meaning "white people are more evolved!"

    Truth For Youth, Truth For Youth [Comments (58)] [2007-Jan-01]


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    I put my faith in the Lord Jesus Christ. Let's take a look at what evolutionists put their faith in:

    1) Evolutionists put their faith in a mysterious primordial swamp that produced life from non-life.

    2) Evolutionists put their faith in the fact that fish can morph into amphibians...that amphibians can morph into reptiles..that retiles can morph into mammals...that apes can morph into humans.

    3) Evolutionists put their faith in thousands of common ancestors that have never been found.

    4) Evolutionists put their faith in beneficial random mutations which have never proven to be random.

    5) Evolutionists put their faith in natural selection, which has never even been tested.

    6) Evolutionists put their faith in flawed dating techniques.

    7) Evolutionists put their faith in the hopes that humans are actually apes.

    8) Evolutionists put their faith in the hopes that a monkey can morph into a human simply by hopping down from tree branches and walking out into wide open spaces.

    9) Evolutionists put their faith that a giant explosion could produce order.

    10) Evolutionists put their faith that DNA could self-organize from randomly arising chemicals.

    westernjoe, Christian Forums [Comments (51)] [2007-Jan-03]

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    If you mean that men have ever been animals you are 100 percent wrong. No evidence under the sun can prove that I was ever my pet cat. ET can happen within a species but not between species.

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    Satan loves homosexuals.. And will usually set them up with good careers in something Satan is in control of i.e.. Entertainment.. any form of the Media.. Satan wants them to grow.. The more homosexuals there are the more souls Satan gets to join in a Furnace of Fire..

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    [What kind of Christian would write off a person because they are athiest?]

    A Christian would do that. Because one day they will be going to hell, and he is going to write them off too.

    BigChrisfilm, Christian Forums [Comments (51)] [2007-Feb-01]


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    On the same day that the Hindu abomination occurred in our Senate chamber, the 13th day of July 2007, the U.S. State Department Headquarters was attacked by what the Associated Press called killer wasps. These killer wasps are two inches long, and thousands of them have chosen to nest in the State Department building in Washington, D.C. It is being called a total infestation! I immediately thought of Exodus 23:28, which reads as follows: "And I will send hornets before thee, which shall drive out the Hivite, the Canaanite, and the Hittite , from before thee." I must note at this point, that the three nations mentioned in this verse worshipped the gods of earth, wind, and fire, just as the Hindus do. This wasp infestation that occurred on the same day at the headquarters of the powerful State Department is a clear sign from the Almighty of judgment forthcoming. Where are the Christian ministers who should be sounding the alarm?"



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    The plain truth is that both the GSA and Gay, Lesbian, Straight Educators Network (GLSEN), the organization that registers GSAs, are part of a vast, interconnected network of Cultural Marxist front groups known collectively as the New Left. For over forty years, the New Left--a collection of Marxists, Stalinists, Trotskyites, Maoists, and anarchist--has been waging a Gramscian style “quiet revolution” for the overthrow of Christianity and America’s Constitution, Rule of Law, sovereignty, and way of life.

    Linda Kimball, ChronWatch [Comments (54)] [2006-Oct-12]

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    fsdt is a communist cesspoll of far left liberals and other satanic worshipping people who enjoy nothing more than hurting the otherwise good image of Religious people who wish nothing more than to speak the truth. You can address my points here, but submiting my ideas to that fascist website does nothing more than raise a white flag of "I surrender, because I refuse to address the content of what you said". Please, take off your fantasy helmet for just a few moments and look over what I have said.

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    Marriage entitles sexual relations biblically. If the WIFE resists there could be PHYSICAL ABUSE CHARGES (yesterday), but not RAPE biblically because her body is NOT her own after marriage, but the husbands.

    That's like saying you just STOLE something from a store that you legally had paid for in full.

    Logic to the contrary is also proof that America has been feminized, sad, but true. Repent ye double minded.

    Mr.Harvey, Crosswalk Forums [Comments (59)] [2008-Jan-16]

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    How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that

    1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys

    2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them

    3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years

    4.how come we cant speak monkey

    Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread


    OMFG, how come we don't speak monkey?!?!? What kind of fucktard has this thought running through his brain?
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    ^^The same kind who believe that women who are raped for going out without a man are to blame for it.

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    unfuckingbelievable! i don't know whether to laugh or cry or scream at these quotes.
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    WTF???? Are these really for real, or made up, because they are so extreme they are hilarious. How come we don't speak monkey? Made me literally laugh out loud, as well as the "becoming one flesh" means face to face with no body parts sticking out. Seriously, isn't this satirical?
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