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    THE YEAR'S BEST [actual]
    HEADLINES OF 2004:

    Crack Found on
    Governor's Daughter
    [imagine that!]

    Something Went Wrong
    in Jet Crash, Expert Says
    [no, really?]

    Police Begin Campaign
    to Run Down Jaywalkers
    [now that's taking things a bit far!]

    Is There a Ring of Debris
    around Uranus?
    [not if I wipe thoroughly!]

    Panda Mating Fails;
    Veterinarian Takes Over
    [what a guy!]

    Miners Refuse to Work
    after Death
    [no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]

    Juvenile Court to
    Try Shooting Defendant
    [see if that works any better than a fair trial!]

    War Dims Hope
    for Peace
    [I can see where it might have that effect!]

    If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,
    It May Last Awhile
    [you think?!]

    Cold Wave Linked
    to Temperatures
    [who would have thought!]

    Enfield (London) Couple Slain;
    Police Suspect Homicide
    [they may be on to something!]

    Red Tape Holds
    Up New Bridges
    [you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]

    Man Struck By Lightning
    Faces Battery Charge
    [he probably IS the battery charge!]

    New Study of Obesity
    Looks for Larger
    Test Group
    [weren't they fat enough?!]

    Astronaut Takes
    Blame for Gas
    in Spacecraft
    [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

    Kids Make
    Nutritious Snacks
    [Tastes like chicken?]

    Local High School
    Dropouts Cut in Half
    [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

    Hospitals are Sued
    by Seven Foot Doctors
    [Boy, are they tall!]

    And the winner is....

    Typhoon Rips Through
    Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
    (Can you believe it) What I feel like doing at work every day.

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    Very funny!!!

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