Meet your new cellmate
Olan Mills staff often resorted to brute force to get subjects in that impossible "chin up, head tilted, eyes forward" pose
Of all the ways to get into a woman's pants, impersonating a tampon is probably the worst.
Oh great. Where the fuck are my flapjacks?!
Sorry, Dr. Zaius. It was Earth all along.
On his home planet, eating cats is legal.
You should see the other guy
The other guy
She's so upset...
... she came back for more
This is the droid you're looking for.. but he has succumbed to the Dork Side
Rudy smacked his old lady once. Once.
Nana thought she could French her way out of any jam
You can't camouflage crazy
The Sexual Chocolate tour has been put on hold until Sugarfoot clears up his legal problems.
Ralph's new ink wasn't the hit he'd hoped for
Looks like somebody met Mr. Nightstick
Lift up your head a little, please. Ha ha! Just kidding.
Me too, baby
Don't do the crime if you don't have waterproof mascara, Tammy Faye
All it took to nab Eugene was a good butterfly net
Et tu, Pat?
He just spotted the guy with the midget porn shirt
Roderick knew he was in for a very long night
No one could really blame Lance for shooting up Fantastic Sam's
"When do I get to finish my shower?"
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