Oh honey, you look fucking lovely!
But taste like cat
Thank you, Foster Brooks
Here, crippie, take my seat
Great with wild lice
Now we know what duck sauce is.
You ain't gonna find it there, I assure you
Go over there to die, please. Thank you.
Does it really matter?
Not nice. Some of my best friends are liquor heads.
Kind of redundant, isn't it?
Mother gets her anus done every week.
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!
Just off camera, another sign with the same thing points to the left
I wouldn't tickle this one
Weird, because horsebeans sound delicious.
"Would you mind terribly if I strangled you?"
I always have trouble choosing between pigeon and duck's head
Better known in the U.S. as Benetton
I knew it
If there's one thing we don't need help with...
No break dancing!
Time limit for teenage boys: 15 seconds
"See you after the flight, Mom."
They need this in front of the Sheraton Manhattan.
Mmm.. that's good dork.
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