January 11th, 2008, 02:05 AM
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Best of Engrish
Oh honey, you look fucking lovely!
But taste like cat
Thank you, Foster Brooks
Here, crippie, take my seat
Great with wild lice
Now we know what duck sauce is.
You ain't gonna find it there, I assure you
Go over there to die, please. Thank you.
Does it really matter?
Not nice. Some of my best friends are liquor heads.
Kind of redundant, isn't it?
Mother gets her anus done every week.
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!
Just off camera, another sign with the same thing points to the left
I wouldn't tickle this one
Weird, because horsebeans sound delicious.
"Would you mind terribly if I strangled you?"
I always have trouble choosing between pigeon and duck's head
Better known in the U.S. as Benetton
I knew it
If there's one thing we don't need help with...
No break dancing!
Time limit for teenage boys: 15 seconds
"See you after the flight, Mom."
They need this in front of the Sheraton Manhattan.
Mmm.. that's good dork.
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President Barack Obama Sounds amazing, doesn't it?
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January 11th, 2008, 07:00 AM
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January 11th, 2008, 07:08 AM
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Makes you wonder about those shirts with the allegedly Japanese characters everyone was wearing in the eighties. What DID that say? 
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January 11th, 2008, 07:56 AM
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*Don't you know there ain't no Devil, there's just God when he's drunk*
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January 11th, 2008, 08:39 AM
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Hahahahaha. 
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January 11th, 2008, 09:41 AM
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Oh my god I have tears rolling down my face and can't stop laughing/crying. The added comments put me over the edge!
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January 11th, 2008, 09:55 AM
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the light, the heat ..
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January 11th, 2008, 10:33 AM
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Quote:
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anybody ever tell you that you should have BEEN a blowjob?
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January 11th, 2008, 10:54 AM
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Those are hilarious. Wild lice. 
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January 12th, 2008, 02:16 PM
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hilarious
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January 12th, 2008, 02:26 PM
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I thrive on stuff like this! It's a scream....if you can find any more, keep it comin'!
I hope you don't mind if I steal this to cheer up some of my email pals...why be selfish and keep all the laughter to myself?!
Great stuff!
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January 12th, 2008, 11:43 PM
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President Barack Obama Sounds amazing, doesn't it?
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