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    Oh honey, you look fucking lovely!


    But taste like cat


    Thank you, Foster Brooks


    Here, crippie, take my seat


    Great with wild lice


    Now we know what duck sauce is.






    You ain't gonna find it there, I assure you


    Go over there to die, please. Thank you.


    Does it really matter?


    Not nice. Some of my best friends are liquor heads.




    Kind of redundant, isn't it?






    Mother gets her anus done every week.


    Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!


    Just off camera, another sign with the same thing points to the left




    I wouldn't tickle this one


    Weird, because horsebeans sound delicious.


    "Would you mind terribly if I strangled you?"


    I always have trouble choosing between pigeon and duck's head


    Better known in the U.S. as Benetton


    I knew it




    If there's one thing we don't need help with...


    No break dancing!


    Time limit for teenage boys: 15 seconds


    "See you after the flight, Mom."




    They need this in front of the Sheraton Manhattan.


    Mmm.. that's good dork.

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    If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.

    - Kahlil Gibran

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    Makes you wonder about those shirts with the allegedly Japanese characters everyone was wearing in the eighties. What DID that say?

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    Hahahahaha.

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    Oh my god I have tears rolling down my face and can't stop laughing/crying. The added comments put me over the edge!

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    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    These are great! Robster with white lice!
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    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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    Those are hilarious. Wild lice.

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    hilarious

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    I thrive on stuff like this! It's a scream....if you can find any more, keep it comin'!

    I hope you don't mind if I steal this to cheer up some of my email pals...why be selfish and keep all the laughter to myself?!

    Great stuff!

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    More Engrish:



    I think it was that "screw you" comment...


    Best way to get on up in the morning...



    Maybe you will make the purchase...


    Ironic how you can see the valley of despair from that tower...

    I won't use public breast rooms...

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