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January 11th, 2008, 03:05 AM
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Best of Engrish
 Oh honey, you look fucking lovely!  But taste like cat  Thank you, Foster Brooks  Here, crippie, take my seat  Great with wild lice  Now we know what duck sauce is.    You ain't gonna find it there, I assure you  Go over there to die, please. Thank you.  Does it really matter?  Not nice. Some of my best friends are liquor heads.   Kind of redundant, isn't it?    Mother gets her anus done every week.  Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!  Just off camera, another sign with the same thing points to the left   I wouldn't tickle this one  Weird, because horsebeans sound delicious.  "Would you mind terribly if I strangled you?"  I always have trouble choosing between pigeon and duck's head  Better known in the U.S. as Benetton  I knew it   If there's one thing we don't need help with...  No break dancing!  Time limit for teenage boys: 15 seconds  "See you after the flight, Mom."   They need this in front of the Sheraton Manhattan.  Mmm.. that's good dork. List Of The Day: Best of LOTD's Engrish Of The Day
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President Barack Obama Sounds amazing, doesn't it?
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January 11th, 2008, 08:08 AM
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Makes you wonder about those shirts with the allegedly Japanese characters everyone was wearing in the eighties. What DID that say?
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January 11th, 2008, 11:33 AM
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These are great! Robster with white lice!
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January 12th, 2008, 03:26 PM
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I thrive on stuff like this! It's a scream....if you can find any more, keep it comin'!
I hope you don't mind if I steal this to cheer up some of my email pals...why be selfish and keep all the laughter to myself?! Great stuff!
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January 13th, 2008, 12:43 AM
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  I think it was that "screw you" comment...   Best way to get on up in the morning...    Maybe you will make the purchase...  Ironic how you can see the valley of despair from that tower...  I won't use public breast rooms... Engrish.com
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