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    1) Sperms of Endearment
    2) Saving Ryan's Privates
    3) Romancing The Bone (Contributed by AlexBork)
    4) For Your Thighs Only (Contributed by AlexBork)
    5) Three Men And A Barbie (Contributed by AlexBork)
    6) Passenger 69
    7) On Golden Blonde (Contributed by AlexBork)
    8) Intercourse With The Vampire
    9) Mr. Hollund's Phallus
    10) Forrest Hump (Contributed by AlexBork)
    11) Jurassic Pork
    12) Pocahotass
    13) Sleeping Booty
    14) The Loin King
    15) The Sperminator
    16) Cum And Cummer (Contributed by AlexBork)
    17) Presumed Impotent
    18) A Clear And Present Stranger
    19) White Men Can't Hump
    20) You've Got Male
    21) I'll Do Anyone
    22) Crocodile Done Me
    23) Snatch Adams
    24) Edward Penishands
    25) How Stella Got Her Tube Packed (Contributed by J. P.)
    26) What About Boob? (Contributed by J. P.)
    27) Schindler's Fist
    28) Beverly Hills Copulator
    29) Poonies
    30) Johnny Pneumatic
    31) The Joy Suck Club
    32) Cunt Hardly Wait (Contributed by KristineEl)
    33) Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off (Contributed by KristineEl)
    34) Nutting Hill (Contributed by KristineEl)
    35) The Thirteenth Whore (Contributed by KristineEl)
    36) Inspect Her Gadget (Contributed by Jim Zofkie)
    37) Free My Willy
    38) I Know Who You Did Last Summer
    39) Die Hard-on
    40) A Few Hard Men
    41) The Shawwank Redemption
    42) Wet Dreams May Cum
    43) Blast In The Ass
    44) Wild Wild Breasts
    45) Big Trouble In Little ‘Gina
    46) 2000 Legs Under Me
    47) Humped Back at Notre Dame
    48) 101 Fornications
    49) Robin’s Wood
    50) Batman in Robin
    51) Look Who’s Sucking
    52) Forever Hung
    53) Breakfast On Tiffany
    54) Jesus Christ: Porno Star
    55) When Hairy Fucked Sally
    56) Libido Man
    57) My Big Lebowski
    58) Sleeping With Seattle
    59) Varsity Blows
    60) The Boobs Brothers
    61) The Firmest
    62) The Hunt for Pink Cuntober
    63) Riding Miss Daisy
    64) City Lickers
    65) Cock Air
    **37-65 Contributed by Anne, Andy, Russ, and Shane**
    66) Ed's Wood
    67) Desperate Pleasures
    68) On Deadly Mound
    69) Legs Wide Shut (Contributed by AlexBork)
    70) Interview With A Vibrator
    71) Star Whores (Contributed by BobbaBrak)
    72) The Three Fuckateers (Contributed by BobbaBrak)
    73) American Booty
    74) Bringing Out The Head
    75) Seven Dicks Into Beth
    76) Field Of Wet Dreams (Contributed by DDSpiegs)
    77) End Of Gays (Contributed by AlexBork)
    78) Good Will Humping (Contributed by Lulu825)
    79) The Meattricks (Contributed by Elecstudnt)
    80) Happy Getsmore (Contributed by Elecstudnt)
    81) Pants/Off (Contributed by Elecstudnt)
    82) The Cock (Contributed by Elecstudnt)
    83) Full Latex Jacket (Contributed by Elecstudnt)
    84) Close Encounters of the Nude Kind (Contributed by Elecstudnt)
    85) Man On The Poon
    86) Robocock (Contributed by Pablo)
    87) Major Leg
    88) Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boom Boom
    89) Vampire in Brook Lyn
    90) ET the Extra Testicle
    91) Cliff's Hanger
    92) Over the Twat
    93) Runway Bride
    94) My Best Friends Wetting
    95) Whores Whisperer
    96) Legends of the Ball
    97) Young Buns
    98) Tango and Snatch
    99) Dirty Lancing
    100) Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit
    101) Pokememon
    102) Jacob the Licker
    103) The Talented Mr. Rip Me
    104) Summer of Slam
    105) Doing John Malkovich
    **87-105 Contributed by Erin Carver**

    106) Wee Willy
    107) The Mighty Fucks
    108) The Hairy Bitch Project
    109) American Bi
    110) A Jug's Life

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    There's about 300 on that list!

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    50) Batman in Robin

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    Black Cock Down
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
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    Splendor in the Ass
    “What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson

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    I want to see Forrest Hump and Edward Penishands, I'm having mental images right now. Oh or Jesus Christ Porno Star.

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    Note to self: must rent Mr. Hollund's Phallus

    may I also suggest....
    Charlie Wilson's Whore
    Sweaty Todd
    The Godfucker
    Bonnie In Clyde
    Drill Bill
    Last edited by nycgirl; January 7th, 2008 at 02:26 AM.

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    11) Jurassic Pork



    ^ LMFAO.....omfg!!!

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    ET the Extra Testicle


    Nothing sexay about that one...

    If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.

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    Most porn titles are hilarious.

    I remember when I worked for a fortnight in a video club that had an porn back room. It was fairly difficult to keep my 'professional' expression when some serious-looking older gentleman would rent 'Exploding Sphincters'.
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    23) Snatch Adams

    I always read the porn titles on the tv guide channel and laugh my ass off. There seems to be a big market for "Hot Asian Girls". I'm going to watch the tv guide channel tonight & the porno titles and think of you guys...
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    I was folding laundry and looking at the TV Guide channel and I saw "A League of Their Moan" on the porn channel. That's my favorite.

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    "Once Upon a Woman..."
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    that Heaven is a stranger place than than one I've left behind." - SM

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    The Gay After Sodom and Gomorrah.

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    'the cock' sounds quite straight forward.
    good from far but far from good.

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