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    Default Single Black Female

    SBF Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love: long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, riding in your pickup truck, fishing trips, cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 555-2121 and ask for Daisy.
    (The phone number was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.)

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    I thought I'd seen this before so I went looking for it.
    Sadly, not true. Urban Legends Reference Pages: SBF Ad
    Shame, it's rather clever!

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    Oh, I wish it were true Can we just pretend it is...please?


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    OK! How can I resist that sad little face.

    Those poor humane society people who answer the phones though!

    "The howling backwoods that is IMDB is where film criticism goes to die (and then have its corpse gang-raped, called a racist, and accused of supporting Al-Qaeda)" ----Sean O'Neal, The Onion AV Club

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    Awww..that warmed my cold heart.
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post
    Oh, I wish it were true Can we just pretend it is...please?

    omg i want that puppy now! awwwwww

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    He looks guilty. I wonder what he piddled on?

    "The howling backwoods that is IMDB is where film criticism goes to die (and then have its corpse gang-raped, called a racist, and accused of supporting Al-Qaeda)" ----Sean O'Neal, The Onion AV Club

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy View Post
    He looks guilty. I wonder what he piddled on?
    You're a dog person, huh? I know that look too well.
    Coffee is my happy drug

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    You can't resist the eyes of cuteness

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy View Post
    He looks guilty. I wonder what he piddled on?
    He did something somewhere...aww that face make up for it!


    Quote Originally Posted by piperdiva View Post
    You're a dog person, huh? I know that look too well.
    Yes, that face they give you, then the down tail...aww
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    I don''t know if she really fucked the board though. Maybe just put the tip in. -Mrs. Dark

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    that is so cute. after i read that is was the HS i had to reread it lol.

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    that's so cute

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