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    I always hear the funniest last names, but can never seem to remember them. I once knew a girl with the last name "Hoar" though. What are some funny last names you've come across?
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    i swear, in our phone book when i was growing up, was Meoff. and yep, first name was Jack. We pranked him a lot.
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    I went to school with a girl named Oluva Schneegas. I was always under the impression that it was a foreign name, so I didn't openly mock her name.

    Had a substitute teacher in high school named Mrs. Bogigian. She was odd, her hair looked like flat-top from Dick Tracy on top, and the back was long and looked like it just came out of rollers. I loved her last name...it's quirky like she was.

    Had a substitute teacher in jr. high named Mr. Boner.

    At the church I went to there were families with the last names: Kokaine, Nipple, and Dick.

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    Mangina. No kidding.

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    In high school I knew a girl named "Bonnie Butt." No, really.

    Also, there was a brother and sister whose last name was "Slutsky."

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    Health teacher 8th grade...Mrs. CROTCHFELT

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotmommy View Post
    Health teacher 8th grade...Mrs. CROTCHFELT

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    Oh my god, that's almost as bad as Mrs. Chokesondick from South Park!!!

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    But omg..his adams apple..more like watermelon.

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    I knew of someone named Hymin Labier. I felt sorry for him. He had an accent, so he didn't pronounce the "r" at the end of his last name.

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    A girl in school had the last name Slaughter.

    A boy whose name was Papagionopolus. That wasn't so bad, but his first name was Panos. Of course, no one called him Panos though...

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    i worked in Emergency Road service at AAA for 10 yrs. got some real strange names. Samson Tampon... but my all time fave was ...... Phat Ho! i swear to God!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdebagain View Post
    i worked in Emergency Road service at AAA for 10 yrs. got some real strange names. Samson Tampon... but my all time fave was ...... Phat Ho! i swear to God!!!!
    Those are hilarious!

    Oh, I also went out on a date with the guy with the last name Rambo. It was at the time of the Rambo movies and when his name was announced at the restaurant, everyone turned to look at the Rambo party for two. (And I think all were disappointed to see this small man with glasses...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyRules View Post
    A girl in school had the last name Slaughter.
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