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    Default Bestest Jeans EVAR

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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    omg.the pants gave him a vagina

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    How did he get those zippped?!

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    man-clam!
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    Can that even be categorized as cameltoe? I think we need to invent a new word for this shit.
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    nutsack waffle?
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    he looks like he's shit himself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    man-clam!
    i cant top that!
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    haha man-clam
    that is brilliant

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    I love the fact that they flare. 'Cause you really SHOULD be wearing some bitchin' strappy sandals while showing off your man clam.

    (TELL me thats original, Grimm. Hilarious!)
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    Yes man clam. I once heard these were also called "gunts"?

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    Dude...is that his wang snaking its way down the front of his very tight pants???

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    OMG that's at Southbank in Melbourne!!! A local lad!

    Reminds me of a Joan Rivers joke about men in tight pants "Not only can you tell his religion, you can also calculate his age by counting the rings"
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    Ouch, that looks so painful!

    Does aynoe agree that the girl in the picture is just pretending to get her picture taken and that they were out to photograph this guy from the get-go?
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    ^Ha, she totally is, you can tell from her expression!

    And wow, I've seen more of this guy's junk than I ever wanted to.
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